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the problem is i really do love staying up until one billion o'clock. it just cant be helped

the replacement of websites with apps sounds so backwards when you actually describe it. like hmm you have to download an entire program onto your device each time you want access to a portal, where it takes up storage indefinitely. somebody should invent an app where you can "browse" any portal just by typing in its address... 🥴

34 minutes until wet guy wednesday who else is wet rn.

lord if you can hear me, please strike vince down in the next 7 minutes🙏🏾🙏🏾🙏🏾

what did I do. ☹️

what do you think.

you were in my asks trying to get in my ass. why does this post bother you. shouldn’t it be doing the opposite.

i’m autistic this is bullying. LEAVE MY ASS ALONE!

i’m ignoring this goodnight.

THE FUCK???? we were having a bonding moment…i carried you in my arms..?

you’re framing my joke into a piss kink. :(

everyone in the hallway can you hear you btw

I GOT A FUCKING RAISE THE POTATO WORKED WTF

This potato works. Every. Fucking. Time.

Reblogging because it’s a damn potato and I want to encourage people to assume potatoes are magical.

w-what if potato is actually lucky

parents will be like “you’ve changed” and it’s just you started doing the things that make you comfortable that you always wanted to do but was too scared to express your wants and needs