yknow what you get after a fire goes out? yea that

Joy and whimsy detected! This post is joyful and whimsical!

"whats your 5 year plan?" buddy I nearly go insane thinking about what I should have for dinner

Do you ever write a sentence and then realize “Nah, that’s too self aware for you” and backspace a bunch of times.

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NO! Where’s the non-metals and metaloids?!

are they hydrogen or helium

oxygen, carbon, sulfur, xenon, iodine, neon, etc etc.

ooo okay i see the confusion. you're listing off a bunch of metals there

…. You’re breaking my chemistry nerd brain. Hhhuuuhhhh???

im an astrophysicist

but but, science is science?!

and different fields of science have different conventions and definitions for their unique contexts

got my first ever official customer complaint because when i was going over the terms of their life insurance they were like "well i don't plan to die" and i was like "well you're going to"

the thing I love most about how tumblr users use tags is that it’s like what if a social media website had a footnotes system

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