Sebastian | Brasil sil sil | 20s | VIOLENTLY GAY | Mild funnyposting | Certified Otter™ by the Council of Otters | Uppercase W Whore (I get bitches now) | Benny is Love, Benny is Life, #benny4ever
Hey!!! My name is Sebastian, I have a pronouns page, and my pronouns are he/him. Here's a list of my diagnoses.
I am HomoSexual™. I'm trying to keep this shorter than my last pinned posts so here are some pillars of my personality:
I like Half-Life and Portal, my favorite bands are Jinjer, Meshuggah, Periphery, Opeth and A Sense of Gravity, I tend to think I'm funny, I'm probably 25% cool. I have three sideblogs: @just-faggot-thoughts (NSFW sideblog I WILL block minors) @abaddon-of-secrets (dreamcore/liminalcore sideblog) and a ventblog that is currently inactive.
My tagging system goes as follows:
#seb speaks his mind - Original posts
#seb's writing - My writing
#seb does vocals - My vocals, I do screaming and singing
#seb shows himself - For when I want to show my face (and my tits before I made the NSFW blog)
#vent - Ventposts (for blocking if necessary)
#no antipsychotic - I quit my antipsychotic. Reporting on that.
#kity - Any post I ever see that has a cat in it I will tag it this
#dogy - Posts with dogs
#birb - Posts with birds
#webbed site - Posts that webbed site
#supernatural - Posts about That Show With The Normal Brothers
#blorbo!chuck - Posts about my blorbo Chuck from the aforementioned show
#lyric posting - Posting lyrics
#show dad - Saving things to later show to my dad
#writing - Old writing tag (so far most of it is here)
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something I really enjoy is that I've now seen like 4 or 5 variations of roughly this same video, all slightly different in their angles and timing while obviously being the exact same bunny and room, implying that this is a consistent and frequent behavior for this bunny instead of just a funny thing it did once that got caught on camera. I wish I could have as much raw unfiltered enthusiasm for anything as this little rabbit has for its dinnertime
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hoje no trabalho eu me peguei falando pra mim mesmo "é isso que me irrita" umas cinco vezes. irmão... tem que ver isso aí. tipo, tá certo que são coisas realmente que irritam, mas não tem escapatória delas. você precisa urgente aprender a relaxar. se não não tem remédio que segure seu humor no mesmo lugar não.
o foda é que eu não sei como. é que já saturou tanto meu emprego (no caso desse exemplo específico) que, sei lá de onde eu vou tirar calma, entende?
o que me fez escrever esse post foi ter me irritado com a procura por estágio. vi uma posição que tinha "mexer com API de LLM" na descrição e já me supitou o ódio. calma aí brother. você nem tá trabalhando lá ainda, jovem.
hoje no trabalho eu me peguei falando pra mim mesmo "é isso que me irrita" umas cinco vezes. irmão... tem que ver isso aí. tipo, tá certo que são coisas realmente que irritam, mas não tem escapatória delas. você precisa urgente aprender a relaxar. se não não tem remédio que segure seu humor no mesmo lugar não.
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A 75 yo man proudly came into the cafe wearing an Ultra Maga hat. I excused my barista from the register to handle the transaction.
"The hat is customizable," he said, struggling with the velcro patch on the front. "If I need it, I have an ICE one too. I pick based off the business i walk into."
"Customizable is an important hat descriptor," I said. "what can I get you?"
"You wouldn't believe how offended people get these days," he said. "And I'm supposed to do something about it if you're offended? You chose to be offended!"
"We all have hundreds of thousands of decisions everyday," I said. I thickened my accent. "That's what my stepdad always said. But I can make one easier - we have a delicious Ethiopian roast available."
"Like if I told you you have a bull ring," he said, "because bulls have rings in their noses. Is that offensive?"
I laughed. "I've heard that before."
"It's a joke, but people get offended. Maybe you're offended."
I looked at him. I smiled. "You aren't trying to offend me though, right?"
Of course he was. I was being friendly and the friendlier I was, the faster he switched topics. He was saying anything inflammatory he could think of to see if I'd take the bait. After about 20 minutes of my redirecting and deescalating, he settled into a more normal interaction. He took up too much of my time showing me a product I'd feigned mild interest in to get him to stop talking about getting accused of inappropriate behavior at work. When we finally disengaged, he spent 10 minutes trying to catch my eye again. When he failed, he left.
There's this new breed of customer who insists on trying to incite political conversation through their clothing and, when that doesnt work, their snide little comments. If I owned my own business, maybe I would have given the guy the fight he wanted. But I work for a corporation and I love paying my bills so I deescalated.
Anyone wearing that type of shit and preying on workers for their own spank bank material is a brainless fucking sheep.
something i want to mention because i’ve seen it growing as a trend online is that not only do people do this just for their own gratification, but watch for glasses. smart glasses are a growing segment of the consumer market, and creeps like this are harassing people in public in order to gather content without the victims being aware they’re being filmed
I want people to understand how jarring this was. Most car horns are either a single tone or two tones somewhere in the neighborhood of a minor third apart:
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Things like overdraft fees, late fees, parking tickets, fines, subscription renewals, legal fees, penalty fees, sales and discounts, lawsuits - these are things that all cease to matter in any material way once you have enough money
