Gonna say this again; don't fucking send me donation asks. I'm going to start blocking people if i get more. Also don't DM me relating to donations. You will be marked as spam.
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I am a minor, and most of my followe
Hello. My name is bug. :)
Basically any pronouns except they/them.
Aroace(spec)
Autistic
Irish but also half english
I'm a minor be normal
Yes, the URL is a Sparkbird reference.
I run an Irish teaching blog! @an-feidir-liom-pleascadh-anois! Yes, that is can-i-explode-now in Irish. It's not very active though.
I also run @ur-fav-tried-today with @voidofaworld!
And I run @daily-kanade!
I don't do chain asks, please don't send them! Tag games are fine though!
Natsuno Futaba my beloved NPC
Mizuboy defenders fuck off (◕ᴗ◕✿)
My current interests
Project SEKAI
Life series
Empires SMP
Music
My favourite MCYTs right now
Scott Smajor
LDShadowLady
PearlescentMoon
Gtwscar
GeminiTay
ZombieCleo
Ethoslab
My favourite artists
Taylor Swift
Bears In Trees
Sparkbird
Chaislyn
Paramore
Ed Sheeran
Carys Rose
My RP blogs
@its-xornoth-bitch - Xornoth (ESMP1)
@ocean-queen-official - Lizzie (ESMP1)
@katherine-of-house-blossom - Katherine (ESMP1)
@scarlet-pearl-moon - Pearl (Double Life)
@not-cursed-canary - Jimmy (Limited Life AU)
@greatwitch-shelby - Shelby (ESMP2)
@crittercitysfavhuman - Lizzie (ESMP 2)
@demigodofstratos - Hermes (ESMP2)
@masked-slab - Etho (@/seamycelium's Pokémon x MCYT AU)
@hero-geminix and @taylorstonex - Gem (Wild Life Superhero AU)
@rhyan-lawe - Rhyan (OC)
@jay--stars - Jay (OC)
@thelastgreatamericandynasty12 - 12 of my OCs
@scottxmajor16 - Scott (My MCYT highschool AU)
@epic-bean-boy-or-something - Joel (and Lizzie!) (↑)
@redmoonpearl - PearlescentMoon (↑)
@crystal--cliff - GeminiTay (↑)
@celandine-j - Jimmy. (↑)
@poppypetalstars – Scott's secret blog(↑)
@breadqueen-lauren - LaurenZSide (↑) (inactive)
@ruleroftheocean - Cleo (My AU, The Songs That No One Sung)
@reignited-galaxy - LaurenZSide (My AU, Reignited With a Vengeance)
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At least on 'the price is right' you know (because someone *actually told you*) that you are playing a guessing game and that there is an over/under mechanic and that the conquence of guessing wrong isn't a punishment or damaged relationship or getting fired
This post is about the neurodivergent frustration of having to deal with neurotypical authority figures who don't say what they mean but I love the pro-union labor-rights energy I'm seeing in the notes
vbs pokemon au. i will explain my thoughts better later but i'll get basics down.
Crawl Green (← that was the one rad weekend happened in right?? it's been a while since i've read any vbs stories 😅) was a gym. RADder were like. Really good trainers. I know the word I want it's just not coming to mind right now. After Nagi "left the region", Ken and Taiga retired from battling, and Ken opened a café with help from his partner Pokémon, Blastoise. (Nagi's was Charizard and Taiga's is Venusaur. Taiga takes care of Nagi's Charizard now.)
Akito saw RADder's last battles, nicknamed rad weekend because of how long they lasted, and decided he wanted to be a Pokémon trainer. An saw people coming to battle her dad growing up and she decided she wanted to be able to face them one day. Toya's dad said Pokémon battling was irresponsible and bad, so he decided he'd do it, and realised he loved it more than anything else. Kohane grew up surrounded by Pokémon, but she never really knew what she wanted to do until she saw An battling someone on Vivid Street, and when she won, asked Kohane if she was a trainer or just carrying an Eevee around.
I haven't figured out much of their actual teams, but RADder's partners are the three original starters and Kohane's is Eevee for Symbolism Reasons. RADder have their partners because they're the original trainers, in a way. Kohane has Eevee for. Obvious reasons. Eevee has so much potential, they can evolve into so many different things, if they just have a trainer to show them that. An is the trainer that shows Kohane her potential, letting her — metaphorically — evolve.
Rad blast is probably like. vbs battle ken and taiga + some other legends, and whatever the configuration of said battles is, vbs are outnumbered, and still win easily.
theres too many pokemon games where you play as a kid whos full of life and full of potential. there needs to be a pokemon game where you play as a college dropout who lives in a shitty apartment
your starter pokemon are trubbish, rattata and glameow. which symbolise the trash you keep forgetting to take out, the rats living in your walls and the stray cat you keep trying to befriend but it keeps hissing at you.
you guys dont get it its not supposed to be dark and edgy its supposed to be living in a mundane setting and slowly rediscovering the wonder in the world by going on a journey with a magical trash bag that is your friend, its about love and recovery and coping with the stress of your adult life with your friend who is made of sentient garbage
can you imagine you wake up one day in a dark room chained to a radiator with your phone at 1% and you unlock it and find that you've been added to this community
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Every time An brings a bag somewhere she ends up handing it to Akito. After hanging out with them for a while, Kohane picks up this habit. On multiple occasions, they've gone home with each other's bags because Akito gave them the wrong ones.
My favorite “humans are space orcs” idea is that trope where aliens kidnap some humans for their zoo, except it ends up like Jurassic Park. And the poor Alien Humanologists who were invited to the park are like:
“You mean you locked up a pack of curious, highly competitive persistence predators with NO enrichment in the enclosure? You FOOLS! If you had bothered to throw a basketball or half a box of Legos in there, KE-X9 would still be alive!
“Well of course they climbed the retaining wall! Did you think to study their evolutionary lineage AT ALL?”
The humans would find a way to use the basketball and legos to escape. I mean one time a guy somehow escaped from a prison in Mexico without breaking any laws so his escape would be legal so honestly given enough time the Jurassic park situation is inevitable.
Jurassic Park would be awesome, but now that I think about it I also kind of love love the idea of humans as the alien zoo equivalent of those octopuses that climb out of their tanks and wander around taste-testing other exhibits or throwing sub-par shrimp at handlers.
Like they’re totally unable to figure out what’s happening because the cameras keep going out, but every night things get moved, or stolen, exhibits are disappearing, WHAT IS GOING ON, they’ve moved facilities twice and it’s still happening, are they haunted, are the ancestors angry, WHAT IS HAPPENING!?
And then a weary humanologist is all ‘… your humans are getting out’.
“That is impossible.”
“They’re getting out.”
“That enclosure is COMPLETELY SECURE.”
“And yet somehow they’re getting out.”
“THE HUMANS ARE NOT GETTING OUT.”
“Oh yeah? I bet you twenty glarks they’re getting out. Stay after closing time with me and I’ll show you.”
*next day*
“… the humans were getting out.”
“… why did they keep going back in, then?!”
(In a deeply embarrassed mumble) “They said they weren’t going to escape until they finished their behavioural experiments. Uh. On us.”
1 - at our own zoos the MOST notorious jail breakers are the orangutans, who exploit all manner of methods, including literal lock picking. One orangutan, Ken Allen escaped several times WHILE THE ZOO WAS OPEN TO THE PUBLIC without getting caught by watching Zoo employees, even when they tried to disguise themselves as tourists to catch him at it. While he was being “secretly” surveilled, he managed to escape AND show the other orangutans how to escape. They finally found out he was doing some thought-to-be-impossible rock climbing to escape. To fix it, they brought in a team of human rock-climbers to locate all possible methods of climbing out. So.
Humans would absolutely be the worst to try to keep contained. Like, “escape rooms” are currently seen as a fun date idea. I’m sayin.
2 - animals that escape most often return to their own enclosure (after all that’s where their beds and dinners are, and if the zoo is any good it is the place best suited to their species-specific needs for miles and miles) after they have had sufficient excitement. Ken Allen the orangutan would escape and wander around the zoo looking at the animals like he’d bought a ticket. So if the keepers were nice, and formed a bond, and the set up was comfy, once the human knew they could get out if they really wanted, they’d probably go back, depending on how uncomfortable/dangerous the alien environment was.
I mean if they were raised in captivity. Wild-caught humans, all bets are off; depending on age of capture a return home could be a full blown obsession, the sabotage of engineering from mechanisms up to entire facilities is a strong possibility, and they may go on a murder spree with improvised or stolen weapons if desperate.
The wild humans thing does depend a LOT on how good the zoo is, IMO. If you, as the alien zookeeper:
“Rescued” humans who weren’t thriving in the wild. (Aka dire medical debt.)
Made sure to take an entire social troop instead of lone individuals. (Your closest friends/family members are there.)
Offered VERY good care and enrichment.
Then I think you’d have at least a PARTIAL chance of your wild humans proving to themselves that they can escape and immediately going, “Okay but the zoo is obviously better.”
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