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Hello. My name is bug. :)
Basically any pronouns except they/them.
Aroace(spec)
Autistic
Irish but also half english
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Yes, the URL is a Sparkbird reference.
I run an Irish teaching blog! @an-feidir-liom-pleascadh-anois! Yes, that is can-i-explode-now in Irish. It's not very active though.
I also run @ur-fav-tried-today with @voidofaworld!
And I run @daily-kanade!
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Natsuno Futaba my beloved NPC
Mizuboy defenders fuck off (◕ᴗ◕✿)
My current interests
Project SEKAI
Life series
Empires SMP
Music
My favourite MCYTs right now
Scott Smajor
LDShadowLady
PearlescentMoon
Gtwscar
GeminiTay
ZombieCleo
Ethoslab
My favourite artists
Taylor Swift
Bears In Trees
Sparkbird
Chaislyn
Paramore
Ed Sheeran
Carys Rose
My RP blogs
@its-xornoth-bitch - Xornoth (ESMP1)
@ocean-queen-official - Lizzie (ESMP1)
@katherine-of-house-blossom - Katherine (ESMP1)
@scarlet-pearl-moon - Pearl (Double Life)
@not-cursed-canary - Jimmy (Limited Life AU)
@greatwitch-shelby - Shelby (ESMP2)
@crittercitysfavhuman - Lizzie (ESMP 2)
@demigodofstratos - Hermes (ESMP2)
@masked-slab - Etho (@/seamycelium's Pokémon x MCYT AU)
@hero-geminix and @taylorstonex - Gem (Wild Life Superhero AU)
@rhyan-lawe - Rhyan (OC)
@jay--stars - Jay (OC)
@thelastgreatamericandynasty12 - 12 of my OCs
@scottxmajor16 - Scott (My MCYT highschool AU)
@epic-bean-boy-or-something - Joel (and Lizzie!) (↑)
@redmoonpearl - PearlescentMoon (↑)
@crystal--cliff - GeminiTay (↑)
@celandine-j - Jimmy. (↑)
@poppypetalstars – Scott's secret blog(↑)
@breadqueen-lauren - LaurenZSide (↑) (inactive)
@ruleroftheocean - Cleo (My AU, The Songs That No One Sung)
@reignited-galaxy - LaurenZSide (My AU, Reignited With a Vengeance)
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My favorite “humans are space orcs” idea is that trope where aliens kidnap some humans for their zoo, except it ends up like Jurassic Park. And the poor Alien Humanologists who were invited to the park are like:
“You mean you locked up a pack of curious, highly competitive persistence predators with NO enrichment in the enclosure? You FOOLS! If you had bothered to throw a basketball or half a box of Legos in there, KE-X9 would still be alive!
“Well of course they climbed the retaining wall! Did you think to study their evolutionary lineage AT ALL?”
The humans would find a way to use the basketball and legos to escape. I mean one time a guy somehow escaped from a prison in Mexico without breaking any laws so his escape would be legal so honestly given enough time the Jurassic park situation is inevitable.
Jurassic Park would be awesome, but now that I think about it I also kind of love love the idea of humans as the alien zoo equivalent of those octopuses that climb out of their tanks and wander around taste-testing other exhibits or throwing sub-par shrimp at handlers.
Like they’re totally unable to figure out what’s happening because the cameras keep going out, but every night things get moved, or stolen, exhibits are disappearing, WHAT IS GOING ON, they’ve moved facilities twice and it’s still happening, are they haunted, are the ancestors angry, WHAT IS HAPPENING!?
And then a weary humanologist is all ‘… your humans are getting out’.
“That is impossible.”
“They’re getting out.”
“That enclosure is COMPLETELY SECURE.”
“And yet somehow they’re getting out.”
“THE HUMANS ARE NOT GETTING OUT.”
“Oh yeah? I bet you twenty glarks they’re getting out. Stay after closing time with me and I’ll show you.”
*next day*
“… the humans were getting out.”
“… why did they keep going back in, then?!”
(In a deeply embarrassed mumble) “They said they weren’t going to escape until they finished their behavioural experiments. Uh. On us.”
1 - at our own zoos the MOST notorious jail breakers are the orangutans, who exploit all manner of methods, including literal lock picking. One orangutan, Ken Allen escaped several times WHILE THE ZOO WAS OPEN TO THE PUBLIC without getting caught by watching Zoo employees, even when they tried to disguise themselves as tourists to catch him at it. While he was being “secretly” surveilled, he managed to escape AND show the other orangutans how to escape. They finally found out he was doing some thought-to-be-impossible rock climbing to escape. To fix it, they brought in a team of human rock-climbers to locate all possible methods of climbing out. So.
Humans would absolutely be the worst to try to keep contained. Like, “escape rooms” are currently seen as a fun date idea. I’m sayin.
2 - animals that escape most often return to their own enclosure (after all that’s where their beds and dinners are, and if the zoo is any good it is the place best suited to their species-specific needs for miles and miles) after they have had sufficient excitement. Ken Allen the orangutan would escape and wander around the zoo looking at the animals like he’d bought a ticket. So if the keepers were nice, and formed a bond, and the set up was comfy, once the human knew they could get out if they really wanted, they’d probably go back, depending on how uncomfortable/dangerous the alien environment was.
I mean if they were raised in captivity. Wild-caught humans, all bets are off; depending on age of capture a return home could be a full blown obsession, the sabotage of engineering from mechanisms up to entire facilities is a strong possibility, and they may go on a murder spree with improvised or stolen weapons if desperate.
The wild humans thing does depend a LOT on how good the zoo is, IMO. If you, as the alien zookeeper:
“Rescued” humans who weren’t thriving in the wild. (Aka dire medical debt.)
Made sure to take an entire social troop instead of lone individuals. (Your closest friends/family members are there.)
Offered VERY good care and enrichment.
Then I think you’d have at least a PARTIAL chance of your wild humans proving to themselves that they can escape and immediately going, “Okay but the zoo is obviously better.”
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"it's just growing pains" -> "you're too young for that to hurt that bad" -> "you just need to get in better shape" -> "welcome to being old, everyone is in pain"
so, they didn’t want players killing kids in the new lego star wars, so they made them immune to friendly fire damage, but they didn’t make them invincible, so now speedrunners are doing extended air combos on them to cross large gaps and climb tall structures. this has been dubbed Child Flight
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My anxiety riddled Hermits are also riddled with executive dysfunction.
[Transcript under cut]
Mumbo: I'm not doing well [voice overlaid by xB chuckling] when it comes to - like I swear, I don't know whats happened to my brain in this year it has never been more scrambled; and I'm actually incapable of focusing on a single thing.
XB: I feel -
Mumbo: It's unbelievable.
XB: I feel like if somebody came out with like a company -
Mumbo: Yep.
XB: Where you rent actual adults -
Mumbo: That would be good.
XB: They would make bank.
Mumbo: Yeah. Yeah. If I could Deliveroo or like UberEats or something like that -
XB: Right?
Mumbo: If they - they could just like deliver like a person that I -
XB: That can adult for you.
Mumbo: I suppose that's an employee [both start laughing] You can employ someone.
XB: [still chuckling] You could just be like "I'm gonna record some Minecraft -
Mumbo: It's called employment!
XB: "- you take care of the taxes, you fill up the car, get the oil changed [Mumbo laughing] I'm fine, just go do all that, I'll be here." [Starts laughing]
Mumbo: That - that's called a personal assistant, I think they exist. [XB giggles] I think - I think [mumbles] None of us, none of us are obviously willing to pay for them which is totally fine and thus -
XB: [said through a laugh] Right.
Mumbo: We're stuck in this situation. And also! I do feel like - like, I would still put off giving tasks to the personal assistant [both start laughing again] so that's -
XB: It's too much adulting, it's delegating.
Mumbo: [laughs hard] Yeah! Yeah, I'd have to delegate the task, thus I'd have to think about what tasks need to be done. That's too much. And thus -
