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there is no bad, there is no good i drank every sky that i could made myself mythical, tried to be real saw the future in the face of a daffodil

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teach me your ways

I mean, I can probably teach you some things, if you'd really like. Register for one of my botany courses next semester. That will to survive is all on you though, kid. And the whole controlling zombies thing You either have it or you don't.

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Who are your favorite fictional witches?

Most of them are garbage but if I had to pick, it'd be The "Wicked" Witch of the West. I mean, come on. If I was told that my sister was killed by a witch who came barreling into town in a house powered by a tornado, I'd chase her down too. And they stole her shoes??? She did absolutely nothing wrong.

#wickedsanon #sibling tw

How do you think you’d fare in a zombie apocalypse

Oh, I would be like a queen I'd probably be that crazy lady hunkering down in her cabin in the woods surrounded by self-made traps and alarms that you catch glimpses of in your peripheral, foraging for mushrooms and berries. But I'd be thriving. Vera Dade will never succumb to a zombie, I promise you that right now.

#wickedsanon #//the way she has always secretly craved an undead army

wizard-spells

Remember, the number one rule of necromancy is to have fun and be yourself :)

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#face

coolchromia

#q #necromancy things #//dinosaur familiars when

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@thelivingdade

If there was an ice wall, Forrest Gump would have found it. Obviously. Theory debunked.

Fuck! You're right, what was I thinking? Now I'm going to have to find a new conspiracy theory to base my personality around!

thelivingdade

I know, I know. It's alright. I'm here to educate. What other mysteries tickle your fancy? Or keep you awake at night? Maybe both? The aliens building the pyramids has always been a personal favorite of mine.

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mortemoppetere

Yeah, well, everybody's got limits. [...] No, I don't know who that is. Stealing burgers doesn't seem like a very hard crime to get away with, so if everyone knows his face, he must be a real shitty thief.

thelivingdade

Yet, he's a free man roaming the streets because he's too slippery to imprison for too long. I think. I don't know the Hamburglar lore Eh, you're right, though. You probably wouldn't be able to track him down anyway. Dumb as a fox, that guy.

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roloraul

Yes, the next in a thirstiful line of MILFs extending through history

Of course,

I can make a formal decree for your majesty as a holiday present if you like?

thelivingdade

Please do, my wise and gracious courtier. Post haste. Can you believe the townsfolk didn't know it was that easy?

Okay, but it really is getting weird. Please don't tell me I moved to a leg worshipping cult town. That's so lame. There's so many other cooler cults out there. The vibes are definitely off

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// Vera hasn’t been here long, but she already has my heart. I love how you’re doing her character voice. All your characters have always felt completely whole and fully dimensional people, you have such a knack for capturing the essence of them. I'm so excited to see more.

This is so kind, thank you so much <3 🥺

#ooc

if you were one of santa's reindeer, which one would you be, based solely on vibes?

I definitely don't dash anywhere. And while I like to dance but that's a lot to live up to if that's supposed to be your name, but I guess I do enjoy a good prance on occasion. Prancing is pleasant. I'll prance, sure.

#wickedsanon

mortemoppetere

Because it's stupid. I have better things to do right now. Like figuring out how to get rid of those stupid legs and stop demons from taking over this fucking town. What is a Hamburglar? I'm not going to frame anyone.

thelivingdade

Sometimes we do stupid things for money. I wouldn't blame you for it, is all. Wait, really? You don't know the Hamburglar? Gap-toothed little redhead in the stripes and bandit mask? Specializes in stealing burgers? He's infamous.

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what is your go to party trick

I magically make myself disappear by 11pm and reappear at home, in bed, a cup of tea already warming my hands before midnight. No one knows how I manage to do it. It's truly astonishing, if I say so myself.

#wickedsanon

necrosemancy

Adding potatoes to my grocery list for the week so I can try it because holy shit does that sound good.

thelivingdade

Pics or it didn't happen. Oh, and if you need any tips or pointers, please ask! Not to brag (except I will) but I have a pretty fantastic recipe if you need somewhere to start.

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highoctanegem

WOAH! Who's been trolling you, babe? That's so mean, I would never. Hellmann's? HELLMANN'S? Do you think we're a Hellmann's household? Nuh-huh! Kraft only, how dare! And totally fair, things got a little lost in translation there. I don't slather my fries in mayo. But mayo is my preferred fry dip. I do mostly love the sog from their own heat. I'm happy to be your little project though, especially if there's gonna be food involved. Maybe you're right. Maybe I don't know better. Yup! I'm totally ready to be enlightened, I've decided. That was a fast turnaround.

thelivingdade

I'm a new professor at the college in town so I'm always getting trolled. It's mostly good natured, at least. Just the other day they hid gummy worms in all of my plants and drawers before skipping off for break. Harmless and cute, even if I'm still finding them everywhere.

Alright, alright! My apologizes. I guess there's a big difference there that my palette wouldn't even begin to understand. So you dip soggy fries in Kraft mayo, then? Just mayo? Nothing else? Are you okay

Okay, but firstly, have you had crispy fries before? Is this a texture thing? What makes soggy better than crispy to you? I need to fully understand what's going on and why so I know if I even can help you.

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mortemoppetere

People in this town should stop trying to hire PIs for stupid shit. Not going to find a fucking ketchup monster for you. Stop asking.

thelivingdade

Why not? You get paid whether you find it or not, right? I mean, worse comes to worst, framing the Hamburglar probably wouldn't be a completely unbelievable solution.

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