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before there were blorbos there were little meow meows and before there were little meow meows there were cinnamon rolls

letting me bite you is enrichment and basically it’s fucked up of you to not let me. so jot that down

always funny to remember darth vader is anakin skywalker. the adrenaline junkie chucklefuck who used to dive head first out of speeders and built a pod racer in his yard when he was like six is now upper-middle management for the evil empire. half of his appearances in the original trilogy are Meetings. vader spends like 80% of his time dealing with bureaucratic bullshit. status updates. team meetings. holo-Zooms. budget rundowns. anakin betrayed the jedi and caused the fall of the republic and his punishment is being CC'd on every email forever. and you know what. he would hate that. the punishment fits the criminal

Dahling you simply must read this book! It’s all about this devious little caterpillar who simply gorges himself on all manner of divine things

horror movie showing a child’s drawing of the monster or ghost or whatever but instead of a little kid and crayons they’re like a preteen and it’s manga style

this girl must have pussy like a pizza bc Everytime she fucks me I have little seizures

heavy is the head that wears the clown wig