Fullmetal ASS-chemist

W H O L E S O M E

Brock also just kind of left those same 9 siblings so he could travel the world with a 12 year old and his electric rat

future schools are going to need a whole new class made in order to understand this

The pond is full of commas.

#existential boardgames

What the FUCK are you talking about

I thought I couldn’t fucking read for a minute

What

Did. This guy just. Assume women didnt. Know that. Did he just mansplain periods

Did he imply that he could actually feel someone else’s period??¿¿?

MOTOR OIL??????

this is my favourite post I still can’t believe someone sat down and typed this shit out I’m just

or someone just forgot to make a heart tail lol. STILL CUTE :V

this is the part in the episode where all the female pikachus are off greeting ash’s. all the pikachus in the background are males including these two lil guys

Oh finally. A real Christian.

We Stan. THIS is what Jesus would have wanted people to be like.

intellectually its fine for cishet people to refer to their cishet s/o as their ‘partner’ bc it helps normalize the phrase and allows gay/bi people leeway in terms of not outing themselves while also not lying but like. emotionally the toll of someone saying ‘partner’ and meaning her cishet bearded microbrew hipster boyfriend whos into pegging is like. severe

g…gamer dress

As silly as the situation is at a glance, I honestly respect them for owning the poor wording and listening to suggestions from their target audience, instead of doubling down like most companies

Actually seeing the rest of the tweet and all the followup has been enlightening

not to be racist but i can’t tell customers apart

The truth hurts so much, but it cannot be denied - 2 minutes after you leave my line of sight, I have no idea who you are, you’re just another arm I’ve stabbed with a needle

god I hope you work in the medical field

this is so sad alexa play everytime we touch

I’ve decided I’m done being embarrassed of dumb shit I did 5+ years ago. That’s backstory, now. It’s Lore

Trying to explain a felony charge to a prospective employer