I got permission from this friend to post this because holy fuck I can't stop laughing

oozey mess
YOU ARE THE REASON

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tannertan36
we're not kids anymore.

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Today's Document
Jules of Nature
he wasn't even looking at me and he found me
RMH

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Sweet Seals For You, Always

Origami Around
Mike Driver
One Nice Bug Per Day

Kaledo Art

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KIROKAZE

let's talk about Bridgerton tea, my ask is open

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I got permission from this friend to post this because holy fuck I can't stop laughing

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some people don’t deserve fanfics, much less for free.
also even if authors didn’t tag any specific warnings but they used the “creator chose not to use archive warnings” tag, then that is your warning.
“omg you should’ve —” no one forced your entitled ass to read anything. fanfic writers write for themselves and their own enjoyment. if you don’t like what you’re reading, quietly leave. ao3 is not an airport. no one cares about your departure so no need to announce it.
The oldest living tree ever found was a pine named “Prometheus.” It had been alive since before the Egyptian pyramids were built. Some guy cut it down in 1964. Source
he was actually a forestry graduate student who was doing research on bristlecone pines (Pinus langaevea) and got his increment borer stuck in the tree. this tool costs almost $800, so he asked the forest service if he could cut down the tree to recover the tool. after cutting it down, it became apparent that the tree was actually the oldest living organism. ever. (around 8,000 years old). so, not just some asshole. the guy feels extremely guilty and has even broken down in tears during an interview about the accident
OH MY GOD SO LET ME TELL YOU A STORY
So after the grad student cut down the tree and discovered it was the oldest tree in the world he quit studying forestry and went to study salt flats (can’t cut down the oldest trees in the world on salt flats no siree none of that happening) and he was being interviewed about his research, but in the middle of the interview the reporter just stops and says “wait aren’t the guy that…”
And he just takes off running. Literally. Turns around and runs across the salt flats away from the interview and I feel so bad for him but I can’t help but start crying I’m laughing so hard about it imagine a guy high tailing it across salt flats away from a dude with a recorder
its so different to know it was an accident and that NO ONE was aware until after. its not like this was one ignorant guy cutting down a fucking relic.

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awawa
me n the other echolalia girlies in the discord vc
STAY SAFE!! [ID: the Gilbert Baker pride flag with the words “Happy pride to all those who are unable to celebrate openly and safely. You are loved and seen!” in all-caps black text over it. /end ID]
what if people made human versions of iconic tumblr posts and shipped them
no. no no no
Someone please draw the color of the sky as a very tall twink.
Oh shit, I'm an artist. Hold up.
Personally, I like his shoe laces. I bet you'd never guess where he got them.
Dunno if anyone’s done this yet but…
i love how this is so uniquely Tumblr™ that no one from any other website would get this.
Im... Im not sorry
I decided to make it worse
Sexy Leg Einstein Post
Gradient Zone Post
and MishaPocolypse join the group
color theory hospital post
I want you all to know that I despise every single one of you.
Can I interest you in some fine copper ingots
He has survived Plinko Hell and back with a vengeance
where is spiders georg guys
Dw I gotchu

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Big floopy ears
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the sims will never not be one of the funniest games on the planet

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