Mr. Layserwulf's super happy fun time!

accidentally caused myself to get a stomach ache by vividly imagining myself eating the burger i was planning on having for dinner tomorrow

I’m sorry, you don’t know WHY??

Wicked is a musical based on a book based on a musical based on a movie based on a book.

BASICALLY.

Wait until they make a movie version of Wicked

Just coming out to say that this post aged beautifully

what the fuck makes phone apps so cocky as to send me notifications telling me to use it. my grocery list app straight up went "you havent made a list in a while! 🙂" are you out of your fucking mind. you are a program. why are you speaking to me like youre my equal. i could replace you with a pen and the back of a receipt. idiot. i kill you now

every so often i will come across a macklemore lyric that just… catches me so fucking off guard

Just goes to show the companies complying in advance to the current administration are CHOOSING to do so and the decent ones AREN'T

reblog to explode a landlord

#he's so good damn#obvs he doesn't have the same athleticism as the students#but he's so much more in control of his body#he moves much more self assuredly#and doesn't exaggerate the way the more inexperienced ones do#he knows exactly what to do and how to do it naturally#wow

Oh so that's what books mean when they talk about seeing a swordperson or a martial artist move and immediately knowing you're fucked. If I saw someone handle a weapon or switch martial art stances that smoothly and with that economy of motion, I would immediately know I was going to die.

And in his DRESS SHOES.