in mesopotamia there were no 'cover letters' or 'curriculum vitaes'. there were just, pots.

And copper ingots. Very high quality ingots from a very reputable merchant

#tumblr's dedication to dragging ea-nasir from across history is one of my fave things about this hellsite

the webkinz milk person was just honest enough to post about the weird shit they did as a kid and i know for a fat fact anyone who says they didnt do weird shit as a kid is a liar

i used to go over to my neighbors house shirtless and do a gollum impression in their backyard and it got to the point where my dad was banned from watching lord of the rings in the house. because of my shirtless gollum impression

i tried to preform an autopsy on my pet bird when he died (i was 11) because i was convinced someone had murdered him and wanted to check his stomach for poison

i didnt know how to explain sensory overload to people so whenever something was a bad texture i would just say i was allergic to it. i once told my school nurse i was allergic to mint toothpaste and that my mom didnt let me brush my teeth because i thought the nurse would feel bad and give me the cool blue toothpaste for kids (because the mint hurt my mouth and my mom wouldnt get anything else) and the nurse called her threatening to call child protective services on her

Using my stimulus to buy so much wagyu, ketamine, and a day pass at the ancient baths

transgender people should be the only people that exist

>having a profound psychic wound

"there are only two sexes" that's weird bc I have had dozens of sexes so maybe try putting yourself out there more

heavy lies the head that wears the crown 😔

heavy lies the head that wears the crown 😔

Evil bleachers I wanna get worse

Let's get divorced