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fuckhugeoctopus

For years, sci-fi has asked, what if aliens were wetter than us. Project Hail Mary posits a new, daring question. What if we are the wet aliens

faeurchin

she really likes jewelry

todaysbird

Can today's bird be this RTH that landed on the railing at my apartment building?

He let me get about 8 or 10 feet from him to take these pictures. He scratched and preened himself for a few minutes and then flew away

Of course, what a handsome boy! I love the head tilt photo

thejohnsu

Happy 4th from Hotsunny McPatriot!🎆🗽🎆

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ellielol

i'm still mad they killed E3. if they're gonna release a string of commercials the least they could do to get me to watch is to perform a self-humiliation ritual of their c-suite executives on stage try to seem cool. They don't even wear gamer T-shirt and blazer anymore.

hyunonaut

What happens to me and probably many artists

shadowfromthestarlight

taking time on your national holiday to shit on your own country is pathetic and childish. no one cares. it's not a flex. i don't even care which country it is. celebrate the place you came from!

failnation

beardedmrbean

Describing war to an American

witch-hattery

No, wait, seriously. Wasn't there some real conflict where America was running ice cream to the men on the front lines, and it fucked with the morale of the other side, or even intimidated them by having a supply chain so robust it supplied luxuries?

beardedmrbean

WW2 Pacific theater, there was different ways of doing it.

Had the refrigerated barge for one,

then we had bomber ice cream.

Source they linked for that here

And another

Take one Corsair, 5 ammo cans, canned milk and circle at 33,000 feet.

mornington-the-crescent

I remember reading accounts from German soldiers from WWII, on, "When did you know that Germany was going to lose?" One soldier recounted how he found a dead American soldier after D-Day, and went through his things, and saw that this enlisted man had coffee, chocolate, and cigarettes on him; in the German army, those were luxuries, only afforded to the officers. But if just your average American soldier had that...

beardedmrbean

I passed on including this in the ice cream bit, but it fits with that comment, which I remember reading at one point as well.

One documentary I watched had someone quoting Napoleon I think it was at one point, short version of the quite was something along the lines of.

'wars are won or lost through logistics'

Can't feed or arm the troops they might as well not be there,

mornington-the-crescent

Which reminds me of another German soldier's story: During D-Day, he was sent to spy on the American landing force, to see how many horses and veterinarians they had, to determine their logistical capabilities. Only to discover that the Americans had no horses or veterinarians; their entire army was mechanized. And that's when this particular soldier realized that Germany didn't have a chance.

animeandcatholicism

There's a story of a German guard for a POW camp who knew that the war was lost whenever a POW's family sent him a whole cake with frosting to him.

ivan-fyodorovich-k

cockatude

I heard an apocryphal story of a Japanese general who realized they were screwed screwed when he learned the americans had a ship just to make ice cream.

witch-hattery

The thread is back! Those were the stories I wanted. The ones where chocolate and ice cream freaked out the enemy. The other additions are nice too.

miss-rum-hee

Happy 4th of July, everybody!

beardedmrbean

Just to add in, there was more than one instance during the Battle of the Bulge where the German command on the ground, not in Berlin, rolled up on supply dumps that the US had abandoned for one reason or another and realized that there was no way they could win based on the fact that we'd left behind enough food and fuel for them to run of off for a week or more without a 2nd thought because we had 10 more of those setups near enough to make it no real loss for us.

Our industrial output could not be matched.

And then after it was all over the Berlin Airlift managed to eventually get stalin and the rest of the soviets to back off on trying to claim the whole city for themselves, because starving people out wasn't going to work, we'd managed to move more supplies into the city than should have been possible.

Fat Electrician has a good video on that.

Biggest Logistical Flex Of All Time - Berlin Airlift

Bless you Captain Wiggle Wings, you were one of the best of us ever.

elizabisme

One of the best things on X is the auto translate feature. It's a Japan-USA love fest. They love our culture. We love theirs. We teach them about BBQ and Peanuts in Coke and they teach us how to make fancy BBQ sushi.

Someone [American] asked why do you like us? We dropped 2 nuclear bombs on you. You should definitely hate us.

The Japanese overwhelmingly told stories of the 2011 earthquake/tsunami. The American military showed up and kinda bullied the Japanese into taking help. There are stories of soldiers getting an entire airport up and running in hours. Of the USS Ronald Reagan (an Aircraft carrier) and her support fleet having the port operational upon arrival. Of Air Force helos calling "weight emergencies" to the tower to force landings in unauthorized areas where people were still trapped in order to drop off supplies.

One of them said Japan appreciated all the help. It was great. But it was absolute proof Japanese can never win a war against the United States. He pointed out the Japanese government and defense ministry hadn't gotten anything mobilized when the US military had air, land, and sea control in under 48 hours.

Japan didn't ask for aid.

We flexed the logistics of our military to provide it anyway.

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female-eren

Not gonna gaf about mainstream monster romances until it's a gorgeous man desperately in love with a grotesque female monster. Sorry I don't care if Guillermo Del Toro made another woman x monster man movie. I won't think he actually cares about "finding the beauty in the monstruous" until a woman is the monster and the man is the pretty waif

cheekyboba

#4th of july #pinup

husborth-deactivated20241109

as someone who got 2 concussions this year and inhaled toxic substances at the workplace i can confidently inform you all that all characters in the star wars prequels are absolved of stupidity. they're all dumb as a box of rocks but its not their fault that no one made them wear helmets in wartime. the introduction of SPOSHA (space OSHA) would reduce incidences of darth vader creation by at least one i just know it

husborth-deactivated20241109

"anakin shouldn't have done that" he was huffing space gasoline at age 7 literally what did you expect. "obi-wan shouldn't have done that" he literally goes through a window face first in episode 2. "padme shouldn't have done that" she's had a career since she was 10

husborth-deactivated20241109

OVER 20? i thought that shit was at 14 god's honest truth. which is bad enough but WORSE? holy shit. you could fucking fly a jet plane through the holes in his brain, legend has it if you get a brain scan on that man the scarring on his frontal lobe spells out 'HELP.' fucking 20+? that live fast die young ass motherfucker. born with a job, broke both legs by 6, death NASCAR career by 9, logged his first kill at 11, married at 19, 20+ workplace electrocutions by 22. installs his first authoritarian government by 22. overachieving but in all the wrong fields only. i mean 20+? that man hasn't walked in a straight line in years. holy fuck man. 20+? yeeeeeeeeeeesh. holy shit. fuck

husborth-deactivated20241109

i've crunched the numbers and analyzed the situations man and i tell you i ran this in the most favorable of conditions. assuming this boy turned 19 literally 5 minutes before AOTC picks up and Space Years can be substituted by our years, and by '20+' we mean 21, this dude gets electrocuted every 7.4 weeks. dude...... like bro. like man.

husborth-deactivated20241109

HEY SO IT WASN'T FAVORABLE CONDITIONS APPARENTLY IT WAS FUCKING 30 TIMES FOR A RATE OF 1 ELECTROCUTION EVERY 5 WEEKS HAHAHAHAHAHA

obiwong

shencomix

mousathe14

Brilliant conclusion

beardedmrbean

@quiggsy This doesn't seem to have posted for some reason, but thankfully I had another tab open with the ask in it so I can do it this way.

Link to the tweet here

God Bless America,

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asteroidtroglodyte

“Ugh can’t stand babies they cry so much!”

That tiny Human spirit has shat himself 4 times today if you’d shat yourself 4 times by noon you’d be in hysterics too

asteroidtroglodyte

He fell asleep in his bed, at home, and woke up at the goddamn grocery store with an overhead light in his face if that happened to you you’d become The Joker

asteroidtroglodyte

Poor guy’s only been here for like a dozen weeks he doesn’t even have a favorite show to distract him yet he’s just raw-dogging reality unfiltered with no goddamn Blorbos to rotate whatsoever

scary-ivy

Baby's first rotating blorbos

asteroidtroglodyte

Y’all are great I love y’all

tineid

asteroidtroglodyte

Everyone say “thank you crying baby”

mousegirlheart

im hunting americans

ckret2

My favorite thing about this post is all the Americans in the notes gamely playing along with getting captured by the burger trap.

My second favorite thing is the Americans in the notes going "That won't work on me because [insert an ingredient on the burger they want changed/added/removed]," implying that they would fall for the burger trap if it was their preferred burger order.

beardedmrbean

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