fat hangry owl

Gordon Ramsay sits across a filthy table from a sweaty, aging man. the restaurant is cavernous, yet only six tables can be seen, each in various states of disarray. there are two customers: one is sending back her food and the other is dead at the bar. Rats crawl in and out of his pockets and open mouth.

sweaty, aging man: never in my 47 years here have i ever gotten a complaint

Gordon Ramsay: you’re a weak, Small Man. your food is frozen, the beef is raw. Fuck You

young employee:

So...

There's just Geth Prime as a huge pillow ❤🤍

"Excuse me, do you have a moment to talk about our lord and saviour, Sovereign?"

The prophet of Sovereign Saren Arterius | Mass Effect

Saren is a classic example of an antagonist who has admirable motivations and questionable methods. Still the best for me.