fat hangry owl

my greatest writing achievement is spelling the word 'manoeuvring' so consistently badly that no spellcheck is able to help me

Sex should have a secondary gameplay loop where you build bases, manage resources, and expand your territory

polycule

Being an adult will have you unironically craving a vegetable

let’s be real the pressure to use AI as an adult is exactly what they said the pressure the do drugs as a teenager would be like but the people that told us that caved immediately for the AI and definitely did not just say no

I feel like pirating media that isn’t sold or offered anywhere legally anymore shouldn’t be called piracy. Girl thats archaeology

Hey there! Joshua Graham is mid-ghoulification underneath those bandages, which is why his burns never seem to 'heal' properly despite all the things he's claimed to try to fix them. The wrappings keep his festering skin protected, but also hide the horror of it so that he doesn't have to truly face what he's becoming. I mean, what are the religious implications of becoming a ghoul? I think he's long accepted that there's no place in heaven for him, but just what sort of eternal punishment is a life that never ends? Especially for a man like Joshua, who has directly caused so much harm and now has to live in the world that harm has caused FOREVER?

ooh neat concept tumblr user ghoulfuckersincorporated any particular reason this idea occurred to you?

Must suck ass to be like. a lawyer or something in the pokemon world. They haven't made any cool lawyer pokemon yet

Ho oh

I think we have different definitions of ‘lawyer’ but sure

Why wouldn't ho oh be a lawyer? They're a Phoenix, wright?

In the kindest way possible, fuck you

Crazy to think that seagulls existed before french fries.

Medieval seagull struggling to fly away with an entire purloined potatoe

Valve just doesn't fuck over their consumer. Very easy to not fuck up, yet the other retards keep painting the walls with their own brains anyway.