fat hangry owl

following a tag is cool because tumblr will randomly choose like three posts and show them to you repeatedly for two weeks. hope you like a spam tag, an ooc incorrect quote, and the longest x reader you’ve ever seen

Happy July 1st

my little pony heritage post

it’s been talked about a million times but way too many books now have a problem with telling and not showing. a character in the book i’m reading rn said “my therapist says my anorexia and drug use is my way of gaining control” girl i don’t want to hear that i want to see you starving yourself and snorting coke every time something goes wrong

It's still so strange to me how apparently taboo it is to like a post on someone's Instagram from a month ago when there are posts still circulating on Tumblr from 1550 BCE

If he didn't want it circulating in 2022 he should have sold better copper

i love the term "joshing." it's slang, meaning to joke or tease playfully. "i'm just joshing you." who is this notorious josh. who joshed so much that the whole concept got named after him

Whenever this photo turns up I remember that all the Joshes came and fought and then they made that little Josh's entire life by declaring him the winner and I get a little choked up.

a hometown is a type of dead wife

not to be a FUCKING SLUT but i wanna cuddle with someone as it’s raining and thundering outside

It’s funny how people shit on that first handful of Astronauts being just there to look good and be “oh, we put a man into space” and how many of the first capsules were just glorified computers that ran themselves. But these guys were test pilots and brilliant as well. It’s like the book title says “The right stuff.” Those first four or five batches of Astronauts up into Apollo were all literally guys that could land a fucking washing machine if you got it to fly both my piloting skill and knowing physics.

Absolutely NO computer ran itself in the 60s, what the fuck are those people drinking? Pond water?

The shittiest first-generation smartphones had more processing power than anything NASA used for the Apollo missions.