fat hangry owl

I really shouldn't have put on my resume that I'm good with technology, because every day at work someone's like, "hey wait, you can fix the ipad right?" and I have to look at them, adjust my glasses, think of all of the cool shit I do running shell scripts and using utilities to shape my computer into a machine that can do anything I want, and say, "no. sorry. I have absolutely no idea how to do that."

hi my name is middling youtube channel your algorithm keeps suggesting heres a 3 HOUR EPIC TAKEDOWN DEEP DIVE OF WHY HARRY POTTER WAS BAD AND BROKEN AND FULL OF PLOT HOLES ALL ALONG!!! *3 hours of things that are literally explained in the books but the video maker forgot bc they havent read them in 10 years despite still being obsessed with the series because they taught themselves its Evil and Forbidden*

its also *3 hours of my unexamined misogynistic bias that women write things by accident and dont understand the things they create*

its also *3 hours of bad faith criticisms that aren't relevant for the time and context in which the books were written, and reaches so high that s club 7 themselves couldn't compete*

man sometimes friendship really is just "I saw this and knew it would give you psychic damage. please respond with agony" and then they do. and it's great

(flirting) i could be your problem

watching my promised afternoon thunderstorm slip from a 90% chance to a 20% chance.... baby come back i can change

Please, step into my office. *I walk through a bead curtain and flop down on a beanbag chair beside a laptop on a small table*

wawawawawawa. Very nice noises

hard cider was invented when someone decided to make beer that tastes good instead of bad

stupid fuckin post. People have been making beer since before they even knew how to write and you think that they don’t like the way it tastes?

damn all that time and it still tastes really bad. huge L tbh