Lenny the Reviewer

he’s sitting in his discomfort and interrogating whether his actions were worth the consequences… a great many of u could take notes

So like, if I’m expected to clean the house now, I will be doing it in the way that is most effective for me. And anything that has not been cleaned up after months of having sit-down talks and sending reminders and being promised things will change, might be deemed “trash” by the trash panda and thrown away.

We haven’t done since we moved into the house, because I didn’t want to cause my roommate or their cats destress or have their things destroyed by a raccoon

I wanna make things very clear that underneath all the whimsy, I am a trained professional.

Those vibes are likely because I’m the original creator of Dashcon and my personality has not changed since 2012 lmao

honestly for me this situation isnt drawing a single bead of sweat first i grab the tiger's jaw with both hands and pry it open, quickly bandaging the wounds i received (didn't hit anything important) and pushing the tiger away while simultaneously falling into my grizzly bear stance and watching as the tiger scurries away with its tail betweens its legs at the sight of my massive shoulder humps. i roar defiantly and catch three dozen salmon at the river

😩

Besides Samus would cream them all

your mind

Isaac's First Good Day

Love that this alien arm is clearly just green bubblewrap. 70s prosthetics I love you

This is how I remember classic Who and Star Trek, folks, with signal ghosts and scanning lines (but usually with more static/snow)

I swear to you, despite classic Who using bubble wrap for years as one of its go-to materials that reflected light in interesting ways, we never realized that's what it was.

(Based on this!)

wtf goes on in homestuck

guess ill be fat and hot and hot

Daisy, meanwhile, manages to argue very convincingly that Peach should be considered her evil doppelganger.

@kamenriderhamo i am not going to let you hide this in the replies