We Are Not Completely Useless

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This is legit good writing advice, especially the first bullet point! In playwriting class we did a bit where every bit of dialogue had to be an accusatory question and it was glorious.

that’s amazing

THIS IS ALSO SCIENCE. SCIENCE ART. THE BEST KIND OF ART.

What is this resident evil 7

When people say they hate modern art I can’t help but look at things like this and ???

When people say they hate modern art it’s because they’ve been shown a Jackson Pollock and have rightly asertained that it’s pretensious crap. Where they go wrong is thinking that all modern art looks like that.

i love stories about betrayal i love depravity i love tragedy i love miscommunication i love backstabbing i love when characters encourage each other to be worse i love dysfunctional partners i love misfits & i love it most of all when they are bisexual

boom de yada boom de yada

this is truly a magnificent beautiful picture of cheese falling down

Its like cherry blossoms cascading from trees in the wind

op i hope you don’t mind me adding, but “you, who are without mercy, now plead for it?” is also absolutely fucking metal and also comes from the 1986 Transformers movie

there are no universal afab/amab experiences and there is no experience of gender that is not racialized

i beg to differ. have u ever been rlly thorsty and had a cup of water? that’s some afab/amab universal experience right there

i may have momentarily misunderstood the post, i get what it was saying now. my bad

you are forgiven but only because that was hilarious

LMFAO THE LAST PART

chaotic dorks

I love how they are both as ridiculous as each

“All you came back with was hot Cheetos” literally me

“dont wish ill upon a stranger” is great advice but remember if someone has slighted you they are no longer a stranger but an enemy ❤️ i hope this helps

Absolutely, all of these, co-signed.

Any time the players take the game and run with it while I sit back and watch them rp amongst the selves or with me as an npc, no mechanics just a narrative moment we’re all keeping alive.

Dolores "I cannot keep my cousin Mirabel's secret for even a minute but if tio Bruno wants to live in the walls for ten years then that is HIS business" Madrigal

Telling Mirabel’s secret ruined the dinner with the man of her dreams who was supposed to propose to Isabella. Tattling was a strategic move. 👍

My favorite thing about tumblr is the way we all come together as a community to help each other turn off whatever new feature just got rolled out

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