fuckwitch

lestat telepathically texting armand “i choked your stupid fucking fledgling with my mind powers today you BITCH” after that interview from the teaser trailer and the only thing he gets back in response is the deafening noise of a blender on full blast

hairy chests. you agree. reblog

the self care industry will sell you face masks and teas and whatnot so i'm here to remind you not to forget the most important self care activity which is masturbation

*vibrating* it’s the cowboy witch poem it’s the cowboy witch poem it’s the cowboy witch poem

ive had this queued since february.

This is the kind of insane dynamic that some fic writers are foaming at the mouths for

save me gay people in my phone

gay people in my phone

gay people in my phone save me

Every time I see Gortash art on my dash his boobs are on progressively greater display. The fandom brings down his neckline at a pace of about 2 inches per month

I want that man in a crotch-deep plunge neck by January at the LATEST

jonathan sims is a staunch atheist who also believes that when he dies he’s going to hell