professional scatterbrain

sharing a full screenshot uncropped is kind of like bending over in a little skirt and pulling it up a little

I dont want eat off the ground anymore

fact is, if i had a big hammer and i was allowed to hit people with it, well life would go much easier. but then everyone else would get jealous, and want their own hammers, and then everybody would have a hammer, and it would be like if nobody had a hammer at all. So back to square one

sometimes u comment under a mutual's post and it's like god, this is it they're gonna kill me now

yuri of the week

What if birds could actually speak English and we were speaking bird the whole time. Like really how weird would that be?

the geese are back? God I hate them so fucking much.

what the fuck is this newspaper

Those are sisters

"kill self" at the bottom of an otherwise long and healthy to-do list

listen this vintage meme is high quality and i will hear nothing said against it

20 years. I am not happy about this.

I’m delighted at the bucket reappearing but dismayed at the passage of time

Happy 20 years to Lolrus and his bucket!

this is incredible