I'm here for the Queer stuff 🥳

She's being so big and brave.

This kid is so fucking good holy shit. I love how into it the audience is, too

Step 5: Deploy US National Guard to stop people from taking photos of the swamp as a perfect metaphor for the administration.

sorry everyone we won’t be seeing any men today they’ve all been bricked into their enclosure

you know what respect.

I'm glad I didn't listen and decided to stay true to myself and I chose a traditionally Afro-Brazilian that still makes me happy to this day. Don't feel pressured to assimilate or make yourself more palpable for white people, little reminder!

“Aww. They were checking on him!” I said, like a normal person. Internally, I thought “Maybe you could do the thing you do with dead pets, where you show them to the living pets so the living pet understands they’re gone. But I guess if you did that to a bunch of scavenging species, they’d be like “Well, that’s very sad but he IS food now.” So what you’d need, for human sensibilities, is some sort of transparent corpse barrier. Like a see-through coffin oh that’s what the dwarves were doing! You’ve stopped paying attention to this conversation about the loss of a beloved family member you gotta phase back in.”

oh ming-xiong~ youre so silly~

why can rockstar games institutionalise you for life like nikita kruschev for being autistic

Capitalism is disgusting.

this has been my worst nightmare for years this is gta6’s fault omg someone DO SOMETHING

Really glad predictive text exists. Should i bring my own parking lot