tight

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Good things happen to me because I am myself.

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Bruh, my son just put my house shoes on and was like, “I’m a monster” so I asked what kind of monster he was and he responded with, “I’m a skank monster.”

This child literally stays unknowingly clowning on me.

“It’s kinda chic to…” there is literally nothing chic about you.

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I hate this new trend of everything being “kinda chic”.

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Like, I stg everyone just randomly wakes up one morning and is like, “let’s bastardized and obfuscate the meaning of another word today.”

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And really it’s not even that serious but like, all I can think about rn are the developers who slap the word “luxury” onto whatever halfway house they’ve disguised as a three-story apartment building like shuuuuut the fuck up, words have no meaning anymore and everything is a marketing scheme.

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I hate this new trend of everything being “kinda chic”.

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Like, I stg everyone just randomly wakes up one morning and is like, “let’s bastardized and obfuscate the meaning of another word today.”

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I hate this new trend of everything being “kinda chic”.

Legalize nuclear bombs!

cant argue with that

Honestly, Rod Serling walked so David Lynch could run.

Shout out to the guy who tried to offer me like $50 a month ago for a $300 vhs tape and then told me he’d pay $270 for the tape (today) after I told him the lowest I could go was $250.

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lol I have to share a fuckass bio and artist photo for the event I’m doing at the end of the month 😭😭😭

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Visibility is actually so fucking embarrassing.

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lol I have to share a fuckass bio and artist photo for the event I’m doing at the end of the month 😭😭😭

I feel like tumblr SNs are always either like, “hilarity ensues” or “I’m not a girl but a deer”.

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I have some INSANE screen names hoarded.

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In particular I’m referring to “telavivhospitalbomber”

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I had to make another one, “hamastunnelexpert”

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“Evangelicalchristiantalkshow” another amazing sn straight from my infected brain.

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I have some INSANE screen names hoarded.

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In particular I’m referring to “telavivhospitalbomber”

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I had to make another one, “hamastunnelexpert”

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I have some INSANE screen names hoarded.

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In particular I’m referring to “telavivhospitalbomber”

I have some INSANE screen names hoarded.

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