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inspired by this post!!!!

this is a man who, on unexpectedly reuniting with an alive version of the evil music teacher who ruined his life, not only allowed him to pet him (while sqq's limbs were in ripping range, c'mon) while going ?? but pivoted so fast to seduction literally the second it occurred to him. bing-ge hated the guy! that's kind of key to his origin story! shizun no good very bad and gets murdered about it! but shizun is nice for 0.2 seconds and suddenly sex is very much on the table

bing-ge is also the man who, after his seduction attempt failed and he got beaten up by bing-mei, turned for a dramatic come with me moment with, again, the suddenly nicer version of his evil teacher. who i cannot stress enough has been nice to him for like one tuesday afternoon, after a lifetime of Not Nice. and bing-ge is ready to run away into the sunset together already. admittedly he's run away into a lot of sunsets with many many women, but rarely has he looked so upset about it. he is shooting his shot with no reflection or apparent hesitation, it is literally his first opportunity to Bond with shen qingqiu for real and he is grabbing it with both hands, like go huge king but also say what now

bing-ge is also the World's Straightest Man with more wives than he's had hot meals, yet he reads like One smutty rpf about him and his old teacher and is like wait, you can DO that? and all of a sudden he is totally on-board with getting hot and heavy. not just with a dude, but with, again, the evil arts teacher who super ruined his life and their grudge has spanned forever but bing-ge is happy to just Forget all of that in exchange for some kissy time??

luo binghe eventually makes an account to argue with everyone in the comments, but cannot defeat peerless cucumber who is seriously concerned that airplane might have had a mental break with these new stories and starts paying for private DMs to harass and check on him, while at the same time arguing with Bing-ge's handle (which is like SupremeEmperorACTuALLYYES because all the other emperor variants were taken), because clearly whoever is writing Bing-ge's forum posts completely misunderstands the character and is focusing on the wrong things

Okay not gonna cry over him constantly putting others before himself . Instead can we just point out shen yuan is such a hater he helped everyone except for Shang Qinghua

There are only two people in the world Shen Yuan will neglect:

1. Himself

ShenJiu my pretty princess

And then he'd be THOROUGH. Shen yuan on his 4th orgasm sobbing that he must be cured by now and binghe just kisses him comfortingly and says "Shh a-yuan, just a little more" and then makes shen yuan scream for the next two hours. Because if shen yuan can even form words then binghe hasn't done a good enough job.

And then after they're done binghe would wrap his outer robe around shen yuans naked body (the clothes had to be discarded because they were covered in pollen) and fly him to the closest town because he can nottt explain shen yuans situation to the other sect members

And then when shen yuans eyes open while he lays on the bed binghe would be sitting on a chair right next to him and he'd cup shen yuans cheek and go "a-yuan, how are you feeling?" And shen yuan wouldn't be able to do anything other than close his eyes and nuzzle into the hand with a hum and binghe would feel his heart just skipped a beat

Sometimes it happens after an argument, sometimes after a nightmare, but sometimes it happens when things seem to be going really well!

Always, it’s immediately followed by a slightly more elaborate than usual meal. Normal enough, although occasionally something comes out rather.. bad. Not that Shen Qingqiu would say anything! Clearly something is going on if the protagonist’s cooking is suffering! Or perhaps it’s simply a new recipe that went awry, and Shen Qingqiu doesn’t want to be discouraging, so he simply chokes it down with his usual level of compliment.

One day Shen Qingqiu is tasked with tracking down an exceedingly rare and potent cure for a fellow cultivator. He knows precisely where to find one and prepares to head out, but Binghe is acting rather shifty and gently trying to deter him from going.

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