kink, spice and all things nice

Leave me dreaming on the bed, see you right back here tomorrow for the next round.

The votes are in! Out of 151 voters who were experienced in the ways of the slut holes:
 21 of you wanted to plow that pussy
 33 prefer the back door route 
 36 of you said you were for equality amongst the holes
 And a whopping 51 said they prefer to abuse a mouth

That’s right, ladies. That thing you use to discuss literature, art, politics, what feminism means to you in this day and age… It’s his favorite place to stick his dick. Is it any wonder, really? He can get off and shut you up at the same time. It’s a win-win.

Chances are that if he doesn’t prefer your mouth, it’s because all your holes are ripe for abuse. Maybe he wants to unload in your throat, maybe he wants to make you wince with some nice painal, or maybe he wants the easy accessibility of your sopping cunt hole. You’re basically just a walking fleshlight with three compartments.

I was surprised that pussy was leading over anal for a good time. I thought that perhaps I had misjudged, and maybe anal was on it’s way out. But as I predicted, he’d still probably rather use your butt than your cunt. Men like being big and powerful, and what better way to do that than to make you take it up the ass? Your squirms of discomfort are endlessly amusing. We know that his pleasure is your pain, and that your pleasure is his pleasure. Which means your pain is your pleasure, right? Good girl. Now spread those cheeks.

And finally, in dead last, your pussy. That thing you rub constantly, that gash between your legs that leaks when you’re turned on. The source of most of your pleasure when you’re allowed to touch yourself. That pretty pink slit you like to take the occasional “naughty” photo of. Yeah. It’s not that special. Consider yourself lucky if that’s his favorite hole, because if it is, he’s in the minority. This is purely speculation on my part, but I’d wager that some of the guys who voted for this hole did so because they get off on the thrill of breeding you. That’s just a guess though.

If you thought there might be some solace in the “other” category, you were wrong. Four voters prefer whichever hole is most uncomfortable to you, and two voters want ass to mouth. One voter won’t fuck your pussy for six months, and another would rather just use your tits.

These are the facts. This is the shit they didn’t tell you in high school or Cosmo magazine. Get your priorities straight and learn to get good at taking dick in all your holes. The self-lubricating one between your legs probably doesn’t need any more training, anyway.