for why

*puts my hand on your shoulder* Don’t worry, I have your back. We’re gonna turn this crisis into a crwaswas

Who the fuck is that thing tolling for

My liege im sorry to break it to you but your advisor that's actually evil and wants you dead turned out to be straight. I know you really wanted to have an enemies to lovers situation with him. Yeah I'm afraid the poisoning didn't hold any romantic intent behind it. The king of the enemy kingdom is bisexual though, I could send him a letter? Yes, I'll make sure to include multiple threats of homoerotic nature. You will have your toxic yaoi, my liege

who gives a shit if the heated rivalry actors are queer or not. if they're queer then good for them for getting to play queer roles and if they're straight but this cheerfully willing to have hot sweaty gay sex with other men on television for our entertainment then more power to them too. other straight men should take notes. whats the issue here again

Doomed siblings have me on a chokehold in a way no trope can ever achieve. Something so gut wrenchingly beautiful about two kids going through unimaginable trauma and coming out damaged forever. I always eat it up. Maybe they stay together and find solace only in each other, used and kicked out by society! Maybe they end up on opposite sides of the war! Maybe they end up betraying one another! Maybe one of them dies haunting the narrative forever! Maybe one of them destroys the world for the other! So many endless tragic possibilities!

UTENA STOP TRYING TO BECOME A PRINCE THE LAKERS NEED A CENTER

i bet cavemen were doing some pentatonix acapella shit all the time

it's a shame that the trope of a character who looks 12 but is actually 300 years old is usually just used for ick fanservice because on a paper i think the psychology of a person stuck in permanent childhood has a lot of interesting story potential. unfortunately i would not trust a fandom with that character with a 100ft pole.

whenever i remember how common vaping is i feel like a crazy old woman

the human brain is so cool, if you're tired and stressed enough, your brain will go, "don't worry, I got you" and shadows will start moving

and what's the genital situation on the shadows

oh this is my post

petra's "knife against my throat" quote fucks me up so bad I'm scrolling through her fe3h datamine page and crying again do you guys ever think about the horrifying implications of that A support and how it retroactively reveals that petra must have been carrying this burden for not only since you met her but even before the game started and yet she was always so sweet and kind no matter what even when she was being used as a hostage against the country and people she loves more than anything. and she was only fifteen. do you think about the change between her teenage and adult voice acting and how she sounds so much more cheerful as a teenager because she's in a space where she has friends and safety and can manage to keep up the facade she's never allowed to drop just long enough to make it through the day, as if even for a moment she can maybe allow herself to believe it. and how it changes when she's an adult and she's been thrust into the middle of a precarious, dangerous conflict where she still must carry the burden but no longer gets any reprieve as she is now tasked with solving the problems of her oppressor nation when those of her own must seem so insurmountable at times. "for brigid, I find strength to carry on." the rage in her voice if she is forced to die so far from home, without knowing if it will ever be free. and of course she does not resent edelgard and thinks of her fondly even when fighting the empire (shamir and petra's support,) which must be strange because they truly cared for each other as individuals, as friends and partners, as humans and as equals, and what must it be like to love someone on a personal level when your actions as rulers and figureheads have such greater consequences in politics and as a whole? if you recruit her to another route and she is given the chance to rebel against the empire that strangles her and her country, does the feeling of catharsis and freedom she feels as a princess and heiress conflict with the feelings she had about edelgard when she was once a teenage girl before anything else? and does it matter when no matter what she has to continue onward despite all else because if she doesn't, who will be there for brigid? who will save her home? this is one of the most viscerally haunting support lines in the whole game and also I think I'm going to be sick,