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Remember when Larry-Boy had a 2-D show? My friends and I took a look.

#Larry-Boy #VeggieTales #youtube #commentary #Larry-Boy the cartoon adventures

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theragamuffininitiative

Alright I want to know something here:

the 🙃 emoji means (approximately)

silly!*

ugh!*

secret third thing you will explain in tags*

Voting ended onJul 10

*if comfortable doing so, you may include your age range/generation in the tags for helpful demographic data

kindly reblog for bigger sample size, thanks!

#I'm not even mad just really confused #sort of a “lol wut” emoji

bigbigbigtruck

i’ll be real, kitten, daddy needs multiple wealthy and powerful folks to die in a painful, drawn-out, and generationally humiliating manner

supreme-leader-stoat

DNI if you've ever:

Been to Greenland

Been to Denver

Buried treasure in St. Louis (or St. Paul for that matter)

Been to Moscow

Been to Tampa

Been to Boston (only if you went during the fall, though)

Hoisted a mainstay

Swabbed a poop deck

Veered to starboard

You know what just DNI if you've ever sailed at all

Walked a gangplank

Owned a parrot (I shouldn't have to explain this one)

Been to Boston in the fall (cannot overstate this)

edgar-allan-possum

Okay, but what if I've never plucked a rooster and I'm not too good at ping-pong, and I've never thrown my mashed potatoes up against the wall, and I've never kissed a chipmunk and I've never gotten head lice, and I've never been to Boston in the fall?

supreme-leader-stoat

You're safe

supreme-leader-stoat

secretwaterbear

They just stay at home, and lie around! Heck, even if you did ask em' to do anything, they'd just tell you "We don't do anything".

When no one ever slanders your fave, even though you know damn well they deserve it

#your fave #slander #your fave slander #this post is secretly about Jimmy Neutron

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How do you know you're not Asexual? Maybe you just haven't met the right nobody.

#asexual #asexuality #jokes #gay jokes

My least favorite thing about Tomadachi Life

#tomodachi life #tomodachi living the dream #comic #pen and paper

oldbutchdanielmolloy

[redacted] isn’t enough i need [redacted]

dumbpuppyfag

UNGRATEFUL tech companies are saying things like "turn off your ad blocker" and "we need your photo id" instead of "thank you so much for not just pirating our shit, youre so handsome"

stlamb

mattpresents

#Community #troy and abed #troy barnes #abed nadir

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somethingusefulfromflorida

That time of year, again

#winter #january #february #cold #cold weather #worst time of the year #hate winter #free me from this prison

Found this old meme I made on phone. Enjoy.

#total drama #total drama island

kartoonatic

The Jake Paul fight against Anthony Joshua gotta be a prime example of how desperately conservative wealthy douchebags like JP cling to the fantasy that they are physically the strongest, toughest winners of society. In what fucking world would a man like AJ lose to someone 5" shorter and 20 pounds lighter with no professional heavyweight experience. JP is convinced he can pay for the experience of beating someone at the top of their field, because that's what he wanted out of this. He paid for the ability to say "I can beat Anthony Joshua." He genuinely forgot there is something called the love of the game, and if this look in Joshua's eyes ain't it idk what is

mattpresents

#anthony joshua #memes #jake paul #2026

lilyofficial

rubylang-official

Reblog to do this to prev

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mast3r-rainb0w

This is SHEEN! (ft. This Is Ultra Lord Meme) by Mast3r-Rainb0w

RIP Jeff Garcia (1975-2025), the voice of Sheen Estevez from the Jimmy Neutron series. The cartoon was a childhood favorite, and I wanted to pay tribute by referencing a common internet meme, but in reverse with Ultra Lord himself presenting a Sheen doll! Enjoy!

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