im so hungry i could eat a amazing food and refreshing drink

first thing id do as a skeleton is drink red wine from a goblet and have it spill out everywhere . second thing id do is play my ribs like a xylophone

somebody get that girl a large sized beverage before she loses it completely

i’m sorry i still can’t get over this picture.. this is the most plushie he’s been

american blackbirds are icterids but european blackbirds are thrushes but american robins are thrushes but european robins are flycatchers and they are named robin because (checks notes) brits in the 1400s called them "robert" on account of they are just some familiar guy who shows up in your yard. hold on post canceled is that really why they are called that? what the fuck. they did this with jackdaws and magpies too? i can't even be annoyed. how human. "who's that? that's bob." fuck dude it sure is.

once I snorted a fat line of nuance and everything started depending. watch out

they send me to space war even though i’m so freaking small i’m literally just a grunt. they only gave me a pasma pistol. i’m gonna fucking die

EVERYOBODY GET DOWN HES TAKING A CREATIVE LIBERTY

dude he's a pro and he's dating a noob, it's a problematic skill gap, it's not a healthy pwnage dynamic

in the dungeon you will have to face a monster with the nose of a tiger, the teeth of a tiger, the ears of a tiger the eyes of a tiger , the cheeks of a tiger , the neck of a tiger, the torso of a tiger, the arms of a tiger, the paws of a tiger, the belly of a tiger the back of a tiger, the the legs of a tiger, the claws of a tiger, the ankles of a tiger, the tail of the tiger, the mind of a tiger, and the power of a tiger

i bet girls hated it in 1902 cuz you would constantly go on dates w guys who are working on an invention to present at the world fair

(emerges 3 hours later covered in blood) i figured out what emotion i was feeling

black mackerel tabby with high white spotting

smirking bastard with grievous grin

i highly recommend developing an intense interest in some natural phenomenon or creature such as bugs or stars or mushrooms. you will be delighted every time you go outside

lemon is so so so fucking good in sweet food and savory food and spicy food and salty food and drinks. she has it all