Ritualistic Space 「Orreries Solar System」

they need to come up with more words like necrosis and miasma and mausoleum and cadaver and morose and decrepit and stuff like that just so metal bands can expand their vocabulary

Hey kids, you need to start worrying a little less about getting “#mogged” and a little more about getting “#smogged”. This is an Air Quality Index public service announcement.

Being an adult will have you unironically craving a vegetable

Being an adult will have you unironically sad about a parasite outbreak in fresh vegetables.

Interpreted this initially not as shelves, but as your cat having erected defensive fortifications

blood magic isn’t even that big of a deal you guys are just sensitive