Career goal: village witch

hopefully i'll get to do something other than endure soon. that would be really nice

Reminder that you're actually interesting. Your hobbies are interesting, your interests are interesting, you are important and loveable and people appreciate you. You're just a loveable, interesting person.

first thing id do as a skeleton is drink red wine from a goblet and have it spill out everywhere . second thing id do is play my ribs like a xylophone

tuesday status?

yup. its tuesday 👍

copy. tuesday confirmed ✅ engaging tuesday protocol

i wish my brain were not full of gludge. i would like to be using it & because of the gludge i cannot do that.

somebody get that girl a large sized beverage before she loses it completely

we are gonna be vacuuming up this post for the next five years

Tumblr banned porn to appeal to advertisers only to exclusively host ads for links you wouldn't touch even while wearing full PPE

i want to be a lil fairy and drink dewdrops and eat berries and sleep in a flower