Big Dumb Nerd

[distressed laugh of reminiscence] dragon age

something they never told me about adulthood: mimic keys will attach themselves to your keychain in the hopes you use them and they can have sex with your keyholes

Me and my color coded friendgroup are gonna beat your ass

the problem is giving up genuinely feels so good #imnotdoingthat

In hindsight being a “gifted kid” is so funny. You have substantial difficulties with socializing and fine motor skills, but we’re going to ignore that because you’re really good at reading chapter books

I cannot express how much it hacks me off that teachers see you being bullied and socially isolated, but act like it's fine because you're doing great in their class and you never cause problems. On the other hand, kids can be doing great socially, with a really solid group of friends, but if they aren't up to scratch with their homework or are loud in class teachers act like it's the end of the world.

Making "oog. Waugh. 🥺" kinds of noises after being reminded of a very basic fact about blorbo I already knew

Top contender for my dumbest post ever