Make Yourself Hard To Kill

the problem is that going to bed at night feels like a chore whereas lying down for a forbidden nap at 4pm feels like the pinnacle of decadence

Back when I used to walk around my college in a corduroy blazer and slacks I didn't call it "dark academia" I called it "professor drag" and the purpose was to smoothly walk into parts of campus I wasn't supposed to access

It genuinely upsets me that there are people who call this animation and voice acting bad, there’s so much heart and soul on display in just this clip alone

“WHO DARES TO INVOKE WXRTHLTL-JWLPKLZ?” “Where were you when the vowels were bein’ handed out, behind the door??”

literally its so fun being abnormal about christianity and also being christian because i just said "id kiss judas with tongue" in front of my pastor and she squinted at me and went "do you need to be removed from council or are you going to be normal?"

this cannot become a big post guys don't reblog it

Bat-option papers

@absentlyabbie​

excellent addition

You had me at Zuko vs. Joker, I was crying by the Eastern vs. Western tea service

this post has everything

this was an enjoyable ride. i liked the scenery very much. smooth suspension, nice height, several fascinating loops. 10/10 would go again.

reblog if ur a striminal

#YOU’VE BEEN HIT BY  #YOU’VE BEEN STRUCK BY  #A SMOOTH STRIMINAL

I am so embarrassed that only 31% of us have the good sense to lie when someone asks if we’ve committed a crime.

i need someone to either put a purring cat on top of me or inject me with horse tranquilizer. NOW

“minor character death” but not death of a minor character, just a character experiencing a non-major death

im so bored forever can i pleaaaseeeee have divine visions nowww