Woman Apology Tour

never ask a woman her age a man his salary your mutual how late it is in her timezone when she starts posting about that bisexual man

adult life is truly just thinking “I NEED TO CLEAN” while dealing with the 17 other things that have a hard deadline

does anyone want to see a really good picture of my kitty cat

not a cat, first off

snale

Another reason why trains would be good is that most people are not good at driving

my couchsona

This is a worm? Or perhaps some sort of slug?

And it's gonna getcha

so i put my hands up theyre playing my song the evil skull flies away

Show daddy that nice picture again

in what scientists are called “unprecedented” I just did laundry and then folded it and put it all the way on the same day.