Woman Apology Tour

I have never, and will never, use "ofc" to mean "of fucking course". It literally stands for OF Course...

Gay broke sober king 🤴

never ask a woman her age a man his salary your mutual how late it is in her timezone when she starts posting about that bisexual man

adult life is truly just thinking “I NEED TO CLEAN” while dealing with the 17 other things that have a hard deadline

does anyone want to see a really good picture of my kitty cat

not a cat, first off

snale

Another reason why trains would be good is that most people are not good at driving

my couchsona

This is a worm? Or perhaps some sort of slug?

And it's gonna getcha

so i put my hands up theyre playing my song the evil skull flies away