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After Abel stops Lute from getting revenge for Adam, Lute lashes out and ends up before the heavenly court. Sera wants to condemn her, Emily wants to redeem her, and the Speaker of God has other machinations in place. Teaching Lute a lesson by reincarnating her, praying her time as a mortal fixes what being an immortal angel cannot.
During the Lorwardian Invasion, Kim and Shego end up becoming champions to fight a battle against Warmonga and Warhawk. The rules are gladiatorial two-on-two, with any weapons allowed. However, when the only weapon that feels right for Shego is a straight saber Constantine got from a deal with a demon he said was named Carmilla Carmine, something shakes loose, but she can't tell what exactly.
āFucking pathetic!āĀ Lute said, slamming the door to Adamās old office, broken glass and shattered records crunching beneath her feet. She knew he was pathetic, spineless, and a waste of Adamās good seed.Ā
āSo why!?ā She screamed.
Why did that brat happen to grow a spine at that moment? Why did he stop her from avenging Adam? Why would Abel do thatādid he have no concern for his fatherās legacy? She knew that there was no love lost between the twoābut still, there couldnāt be anything right? He had to possess some loyalty for his father, didnāt he? Lute picked up a shard of glass, squeezing it, watching the ichor drip onto the floor. She growled as she threw the shard like a knife, sticking out of the wall. Her breathing became heavier and heavier until she couldnāt bear the weight anymore.Ā
āWhy!?ā Lute screamed, smashing her fists down on the floor, her hands picking up more glass, the floor starting to be covered in the golden hue of her ichor. She wiped her arm across her eyes, doing her best to fight the sobs that were spilling over. She reached out forāshe didnāt know whatāher hitched breathing became heavier and more rapid. She clutched her hand around Adamās halo on her left arm. The mechanical arm was the least they could do for her, but somehow it still didnāt feel like enough. Lute screamed again, not hearing the door slowly creak open.Ā
āHey Lute, I know things didnāt goā¦ the way you..expected,ā Abel said, walking into the room, stopping in his tracks, seeing the shattered glass, ichor strewn about, and at the center, Lute. Her eyes swollen with tears, her mouth in a snarl.
āYou!ā Lute screamed, launching herself at the newly appointed leader of the exorsists.
She led with a punch to his face, knocking out a tooth. Grabbing his robe, she snarled to his face, āTraitor,ā as she threw him through Adamās old desk. Not even giving him a chance to recover, she followed up with a knee to the jaw and elbow to the face, making a ceremonial spear clatter to the ground. She then threw him out through the closed door.Ā
āLute, what are youā¦ā Abel tried to choke out as his own ichor poured from his mouth and various cuts from the shards of glass he picked up as she threw him around. He held out a hand and struggled to support himself against a wall. Lute looked down at the spear that had fallen. She picked it and didnāt even aim, but a casual throw, only for her eyes to go wide as the spear stopped less than a millimeter before it hit Abel. Stopped in the air by the head Seraphim.Ā
āLieutenant!ā Sera looked down, eyes wide in shock.Ā āHow dare you attack your commander!āĀ wasnāt long after that Lute found herself before the heavenly court. Though what they will do without their accuser will remain to be seen.
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the funniest part about danny phantom is that the entirety of the ghost zone somehow decides they have beef with this one 14 year old from illinois in particular. like why donāt you have beef with something that makes sense. like the irs. or the church. like you have all of these cool powers for what? picking fights with teenagers? lame. get a hobby.
Danny Phantom just gets wilder the more you know about it, really.
first of all i gotta say that it's not actually canon that he's from Illinois. the show is just "generic American small city" for his hometown and the fandom took context cues from other parts of the show and decided "Fuck it Illinois makes sense" and just kept that.
But I guarantee you, nothing about the show makes sense when you look at it too closely so take everything with a grain of salt. Yes I'm looking at you, Timeline.
the teenager in question is also kind of a ghost, hence part of the reason why the other ghosts are picking fights with him. He arguably picks a bunch of the fights himself.
it's not just the entirety of the Ghost Zone that get put into the antagonist role in the show either. Danny's other antagonists include:
A literal billionaire (who is also a ghost) (and gets himself elected mayor)
his parents (literally ghost hunters. who also fight the ghosts.)
a circus ringmaster with mind control and reality bending artifacts
Classmates at school who bully Danny
the closest thing we get to an adult who is on Danny's side is Mr. Lancer, who also supports the school bullies
the ghost who impersonated a school counselor and was literally in the role of Danny's therapist for a bit that one episode
A U.S. government agency
a girl he dates was actually being controlled by a dragon ghost and didn't actually want to date him. Have fun with that fallout kid.
the girl he dates for a bit who *wanted* to date him also shows up in costume to shoot him on sight.
his clone shows up and is supposed to be his enemy. he adopts her instead. yes those pronouns are all correct.
she's not really an antagonist but one of his best friends arguably kills him twice. once very much on purpose.
his other best friend and whatever happened in King Tuck.
like it's not enough that this show puts Danny (and friends) against the regular ghosts and the God-Like Being level ghosts and the literal Ghost Tyrant King guy
he can't even catch a break at home either
kid's literally surrounded by people deliberately or accidentally making his life harder, there are no safe Adults, there are barely any safe friends, and he is fourteen and half dead.
and his parents canonically want to rip his alter-ego apart "molecule by molecule" i am not kidding with that one.
Like they made us a sandbox of a Nickelodeon cartoon and just half assed it by grabbing a bunch of two-by-fours, nailing them together... and then sticking them on the beach.
and then people still get mad when the fandom shows up to build sandcastles and dig to china. Yeah, we know they didn't make it That Deep on purpose.
But we're here with the good Tonka Toys anyway and ready to dig.
This post just slapped me in the face (again) with the fact that Danny is just, never safe.
He's never safe.
Home, school, the zone, hanging out with friends, walking down the street, in anotger state; there is nowhere for Danny to go and be safe.
Most ghosts he's met (pretty sure everyone but Frostbite and Pandora), his parents, his friends, Vlad, Jazz; there is almost no one who has not at least once been his enemy.
Can you imagine living like that? At any moment of any day, anywhere he is anyone; even one or both of his best friends, his sister, his mom and dad; anyone could turn around and suddenly become someone he has to fight.
Danny has to be living his life in a perpetual state of adrenaline response. Every waking moment must be spent on a hairpin trigger, ready to fight at the first sign of danger. Can you imagine how much that is going to fuck you up?
My man is struggling and any fics that feature PTSD, cptsd, anxiety, paranoia, or just general mental breakdown? 1000% justified. Canon compliant. More canon than Phantom Planet. (Especially since AGIT retcon'd that trash)
Y'know that common thing where we make Danny have a slower heart rate because ghost boi?
So, that's supposed to be true. As a halfa he should have a steady heart rate around 20bpm in both forms. And originally that was true after his body settled into its new healthy after the accident. But by the time anyone team Phantom thinks to actually check that stuff just in case, Danny is already Stressedā¢ 24/7, so they inaccurately judge his baselines to be in perfectly normal human ranges. Like, 70bpm at rest and 120 immediately after ghost fights.
And since consistently having your heart beat at 50-100bpm above what it should is, mm, not good for the organ... Danny has actually been experiencing frequent cardiac events and just not noticing it because it seems like it's all just his new normal and his ghostliness keeps him alive (enough) and lets him recover.
Danny kicks open the door: Bruce! Explain yourself!
Bruce: Hello, Daniel. How are you? How are things in accounting?
Danny: Don't try to use socialized manners to distract me! I want an explanation for these accounts! *slams folders on Bruce's desk*
Bruce: Hmm? These are personal accounts.
Danny: I'm aware! What I want to know is why you have so much money being transferred to "Barry's food budget", "Clark's furniture replacement fund," and "Diana's art purchases grant!"
Bruce:Ā I believe the names of the accounts are self-explanatory.
Danny: Who are these people!? Why are you funding thier lives?! You have four other accounts with similar titles!.... Bruce, do you have a secret family? Illegitimate children?
Bruce:Ā Yes, because I adopted a dozen children as a single father, but refused to actually provide for my own. That makes perfect sense. Wow, you caught me.
Danny: Ugh, I hate when you use sarcasm. The whole world thinks you're an airhead with no thoughts, but I know the truth. You're a sarcastic, emotionally broken mess that somehow is the most clever mastermind alive!
Bruce: Thank you
Danny: Uggghhhhh! If we weren't best friends, I would have quit by now! I made enough money to retire early!
Bruce: But you won't~š¶
Danny: Aghhhhh! I won't! If I do, I know you'll mess up all the financial systems I set up and run this company into the ground!
Bruce: You're the reason we aren't sinking.
Danny: Damn right I am! *Agressively sits down and crosses his arms and ankles* Alright, if they aren't your children, then who are these people?
Bruce with the straightest face ever: They're my sugar babies.
Danny: .....What?
Bruce pulls out pictures of the Justice League's civilian IDs: Look at them.
Danny: Wow
Bruce: Yeah
Danny: Okay, I guess it makes sense why you would want to fund them. But Bruce, you can't just-
Bruce: Do you want to be one of my sugar babies?
Danny:Ā I would rather be ripped monicule by monicule than be your sugar baby.
Bruce: What if I made you my Splenda nephew?
Danny: What does that entail?
Bruce: I give you money, but you don't give me any sugar. You just spend time with me.
Danny: No kissing, no sex, no romance? Just friends spending time together?
Bruce: Exactly.
Danny: *Narrows eyes* Bruce Wayne, are you bribing me to turn a blind eye to you toeing the line of embazelement?
Bruce: Yes
Danny: Great! Cause I am totally willing to turn a blind eye to your sugar babies! How much are you willing to give Uncle Bruce?
Bruce: This is why we're best friends.
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Concept: Trans girl becomes a superhero and people get mad about it because she has an "unfair biological advantage" and she's confused because every superhero has one of those
1) Superheroes are Ranked somehow in this universe and people are mad that this one trans person has a (conspiratorial) biological advantage over everyone who is a lower rank then her. (Even including people who are from different planets or might have animal characteristics as a mutation)
2) People are somehow on the side of the criminals in this and saying that the the superhero has an advantag over the criminals.
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Oh noā¦ she actually loves himā¦ I donāt even like Lute, but damn, I get her. Losing someone you love changes everythingā¦ it wakes up a version of you that you never even knew existedā¦ Girlā¦ please donāt be too stupid oh my godā¦
Now that Iām studying bio, may I just say how fervently I wish my primary association with the words āalpha, beta, omegaā was literally anything other than what it is
My nutrition professor was talking about vitamins and said, āthe only reason you all even know the words alpha and omega is because of sororities,ā and I wanted so badly to raise my hand and be like āif youāre gonna be a dick for some reason, please let me explain to you in depth my immediate connotations for those wordsā
Iām in training to become a phlebotomist and at my last class we did blood typing and let me tell you when I walked into the lab to see A/B/O written in massive letters on the whiteboard I felt six years come off my lifespan
once I used a phrase alpha and omega of something during a lecture and one of the students giggled so hysterically I *knew* and I looked at her and she looked at me, and let me tell you, this was the most profound moment of horror and understanding I have ever shared with another person
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I created the most unlikley meet cute I could think of
After taking a gap year and just before starting Blackwell College in Arcadia bay, all Kate Marsh wanted to do was get her book published. When the opportunity to meet with a publisher at a conference came up she couldn't say no. Unfortunately for Kate the man was a jerk--upside for Kate, a beautiful stranger calling themselves Sheila comes in to put the jerk in her place. After Sheila gives Kate's work an actual review, Kate does something unexpected, she asks Sheila if they could meet up for coffee. To see if she could help. review the rest of her manuscript, obviously. The fact that that Sheila was an entrancing enigma that made her heart race was relevant, because obviously she wasn't attracted to Sheila. That would be sin....Yeah...just to review her manuscript.
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