My Trinkets

why do men hate going to the doctor so much

we yearn for just crawling into a dark place and dying alone like a dog

why don't more of you do it then

seeing trans women out in public is like warm sunlight washing over me it genuinely brightens my mood

shinzo abe day was incredible. still not over seeing all the rumours about what happened, joining everyone in wondering how the fuck a shotgun assassination could have happened in japan, and then seeing the first photo of the doohickey

you have to consciously unlearn racism and continue to watch for it because it will come out without realizing. because so much of society is structured around it. shrugging and going "i dont care" or "i dont know how else to say it" means you are okay with being racist and hurting other people with how much you dont give a shit about them.

I wish people were as scared of getting into a car accident as they are of being true crime'd. Maybe then they wouldn't be on their phones while driving.

True crime girlies will be like "wtf I would never go for a walk at night, what if the hash slinging slasher gets me" and then use their knees to merge with no turn signal in front of a semi while applying makeup with both hands

theres too many pokemon games where you play as a kid whos full of life and full of potential. there needs to be a pokemon game where you play as a college dropout who lives in a shitty apartment

your starter pokemon are trubbish, rattata and glameow. which symbolise the trash you keep forgetting to take out, the rats living in your walls and the stray cat you keep trying to befriend but it keeps hissing at you.

you guys dont get it its not supposed to be dark and edgy its supposed to be living in a mundane setting and slowly rediscovering the wonder in the world by going on a journey with a magical trash bag that is your friend, its about love and recovery and coping with the stress of your adult life with your friend who is made of sentient garbage

nsfw = nosfewatu

The Dom should be praised too

Take care of your doms. Praise them. Make them feel cared for and loved. Or you don't deserve them.

And then no one reblogged this version

every time I post about how awesome it is to be a girl some dude comes along and goes "this but about men" fuck youuu. hands off!! this is a girl post for girls. no boys allowed

like you tell people about transmisogyny and they think you just told them about discrimination about fucking elves or something.

"of course i support trans women. in theory. hypothetical and nonspecific trans women have my speculative full and entire support. it's pure coincidence that every actual individual specific trans woman i meet or even hear about in real life just so happens to be a bad person. trans rights."

Two Gulpin every Tuesday? You better believe it.

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