huh whuh

You don't remember my old url....? O-oh.. no its fine. I said its fine! Don't... don't touch me.

*trips while I'm running away and you get a panty shot*

Huh

Can you believe they tried to monetize this shit

Ok I'll go fuck myself

had a dream i was part of some sort of weekly music review twitch stream and my role was to present scarily detailed diagrams of the artist's gastrointestinal tract, spine, brain and feet (in that order) and describe possible health causes that couldve led them to release that song. in one instance i can recall, the cohost whose segment immediately followed mine, who i now realize was just lil wayne with purple hair, simply said, looking tired and dejected, "feet this, feet that. that's tweaker music"

in one special episode we xrayed someones dreams (???) and they turned out to be very violent and fucked up so we spent the rest of the runtime debating what we should or shouldnt describe to the audience. midway through someone called in and yelled at us and said they were a white rapper from sweden

listen hobbit pussy could be mediocre (doubtful) but even if it was it's still followed by a 17 course homecooked meal and the kind of weed that would make sauron scared. lithe beautiful immortal elven pussy has no power compared to the simple, hardworking hobbit. and it goes without saying that you cannot handle dwarven pussy.

big tshirt that says MY INTERPRETATIONS MUST HAVE A STRONG BASIS IN THE SOURCE MATERIAL on the front and THIS IS FUN TO ME on the back

Actually, no, I don't think that friendships dropping like flies in your late 20s and early 30s because no one has time for that between overwork and family obligations and marriage and kids and partners and the ritual of the time slayer is normal and ok. No I don't think deep conversations and spontaneous adventures being replaced with a tired coffee every six months is a normal part of growing up. I don't think that emotional intimacy and soul bonds disintegrating in the face of practical inconvenience is a fact of life. I think that means something is deeply deeply wrong with our society and I will never forgive it for the friends I've lost

sometimes being a fan of something means not wanting them to make any more of it

I hate change, I’m scared of change, I need something big in my life to change soon or else I’ll go crazy

#me when i get the rules for various situations from justin the jewel skeleton

I just can’t believe some of u are soooo young u didn’t experience the early 2000s at all like even briefly . U were born and ur mother door dashed you home from the hospital

actually i was in the NICU for a couple weeks after being pieced together by surgeons but whatever lmao

That’s because she used klarna. To pay through 4 easy installments with no interest