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oh yeah rice cooker get that hot steam aaaaaalll over those wooden cabinets oh yeah my little steam slut

new proposed emoji usages 🐎 = remember how we used to run 🧮 = something doesnt add up 🏰 = im in my sherlock mind palace 🧌 = this one is so versatile it can mean im so weird or im so old but more and more i've been using it to say fuck my stupid troll life 🪾= similar to above. for when you say something weird and need to hide quickly by becoming an old tree 🧜 = for nonbinary mermaid moments 🧑‍🧒 = with mama

I hate when I drink all of my drink and there's no drink left. What the fuckkkkkkk. #sickandtwisted

do me a favor and plz reblog with your five most recently used non-face, non-hand, non-heart emojis

jensen ackles doing so much in that hanging himself gif he shouldve been a mime instead of the world’s first omega

tbh if someone just handed me a pressure washer and set me loose in the streets i would go into a trance and just start hosing shit down indiscriminately. it's not a question of how much i could clean, but how long until i get hit by a car and die

if you complete one task off your to do list you should be allowed 3 days of chilling afterwards as a reward

"Do you remember the Shire, Mr. Frodo?"