huh whuh

god I'm such a slut for Chinese eggplant in garlic sauce *decides it’s inaccurate to refer to myself as a slut in light of my minimal sexual activity* if The Enemy discovered my ardor for Chinese eggplant in garlic sauce, they would gain a significant strategic advantage

grace really is rocky's ugly ass emotional support white guy that everyone else just has to deal with and that's kind of beautiful honestly

you just know that rocky bringing grace to erid must have been a category five i hope jakey dies event for at least a few people

Reblog and name a song or music track that helps you to feel grounded, in the tags

Yeah sorry I can't come into work today. I accidentally heard Primadonna by Marina formerly of and the Diamonds. So I need the day to be a primadonna girl. Yeah it's going to be the whole day.

Every time some fash posts about Real Art vs Duchamp's Fountain it's like lol that urinal has been kicking your ass for a hundred years

Marcel Duchamp kicked the bucket 55 slutty, slutty years ago and you can't get him out of your head. You're half as old as he is dead and you are worshiping at his altar, you are drinking his piss. He won.

while there is the widely known online tactic of "inventing a type of guy to get mad at", there's also the rarely mentioned but equally used "inventing a type of guy to defend" (known uses: the little white cancer patient whose make-a-wish is to use the n word once, the Least Privileged Man In The World who can somehow oppress the hypothetical Most Privileged Woman In The World, etc)