huh whuh

I'm gonna get phthaloplasty. Oh yeah my shit's all gonna be a serene sea green, or perhaps a tidal blue

i have wasted so much time becoming nothing

anytime I see someone slice open their hand in media im like, thats really going to hamper your ability to use that hand! surely there is a better place to cut!!

SMOKED SALMON IS THE ONLY THING THAT NUMBS THE PAIN

getting characters into world-endingly intense codependent queerplatonic relationships is literally what life is all about. it is literally what we were put here on this earth to do

Everyone go look up the song nasa banned from space

“global birth rates are declining”…… yeah and so are the reblog rates on tumblr.com too, so what now

humiliating to be attracted to a conventionally attractive person. I thought I was a more sensitive and refined pervert than this

the sexiest thing a woman can be is a cringe fujoshi with a very serious day job