Don't Perceive Me

All right new rule everyone. From now on we pronounce 'guacamole' as if it rhymes with 'whack-a-mole'. Zapp Brannigan style. That ought to inject a teaspoon of whimsy into you chumps.

Also 'lasagne' and 'champagne' rhyme.

My will to live is homemade.

If you don’t let go of your prejudices and past grudges, your heart won’t blossom. 2013 is coming, let’s make a change. We only have one planet so let’s show each other some kindness.

Done-ion rings are better than perfect-ion rings

“Abusement park”? My friend we have a word for that it’s called “capitalism”

Damnn 💯

My uncle can flutter jump like yoshi

He doesn't like to do it where people can see though. If you bring it up he gets all embarrassed.

The moral of Death Note is that cops raise evil children

Child suffers from OCD, particularly moral scrupulosity OCD and existential OCD and his intellectualization and rigidity are both manifestations of covert mental compulsions.