Rainclouds and Waves

graphic design is my passion <3

HELLO!!! seeing as phan is legal now, i thought it might be fun and cute to gift the lads a collective happy anniversary card from all of us!!! i'll be making a physical card to collect signatures irl at the october 19th tour date before giving it to dip and pip at my m&g (so you'll be able to sign it in person if you've got gold vip for reading PA!) but i'll also put a QR code inside that links to ALL of the digital signatures collected. link below to sign your name and leave a personalized message to dnp for their 17 years together <333

LINK to a google form to sign the card: https://forms.gle/bkpQmb58zvmpuVGT8

the form will stay open until OCTOBER 1ST!!!! this is so i have time to finalize the digital display of signatures before the show date, so please get your signatures in by then!!!!

MAY YOU NEVER LOSE YOUR HYPERFIXATION

🥚: scrambled or soft boiled

🥩: rare

🥛: skim

🍷: …not sure. i like mocktails though, so i’d probably like cocktails?

🥚: scrambled with LOADS of cheese or in a cheesy omelet. Basically I can’t eat eggs unless they are buried in cheese lol

🥩: medium rare. preferably with a bunch of fatty bits the fat is the best part

🥛: chocolate. it’s the only way I’ll drink milk. unless I’m dipping a cookie in it

🍷: I don’t drink alcohol because 1. i’m a minor 2. it destroyed my late aunt’s life :D

☕️: hot chocolate also :3

🥩: medium rare

🥛: I only buy whole milk bc that’s what my parents bought growing up (apparently young boys need the extra fat in whole milk? Or something? And I had a lot of brothers?) and other milk tastes icky and thin to me now lol. Also I just don’t really drink milk but I like to have it around for various uses

🍷: I don’t drink :3 there is a mocktail bar in my town I visit occasionally tho

☕: peppermint tea absolutely SLAPS. Also I recently got an herbal chai type mix from a small business at a local craft fair and boy oh BOY

🥚 - poached (on a bagel with bacon and avocado yummm)

🥩 - i don’t rlly eat steak but i’d probably say medium

🥛- sugar free oat milk - i usually only have it in cereal tho :D

🍷 - i don’t drink either but i love mocktails!!

☕️ - omg you get me, i LOVE peppermint tea too!!! like so much my friends want to get me a kettle lmao. i discovered it after i lost my voice and i’ve loved it ever since

🥚- fried

🥩- i’d say medium rare like literally everyone else mostly because i have no idea about steak

🥛- whole milk, it’s just yummy dude

🍷- i don’t really drink but i rlly want to try beer

☕️- coffee, like any time, i love it bitter and i love it sweet it’s just so good man

🥚 - fried or poached (basically anything goey)

🥩 - literally never had steak but it would probably have to be whatever the most cooked version is bc i couldn’t stand it being raw

🥛 - WHOLE MILK THE OTHER ONES ARE WATERY YOU PSYCHOPATHS

🍷 - don’t drink and don’t want to, i did have one really really nice blood orange mocktail once at a gala dinner that i’ve never found again but for the most part i don’t like them either cos i don’t like fizzy stuff

☕ - hot chocolateeeeee

🥩 - Medium

🥛- 2% milk bc it tastes better than the other ones

🍷- I can’t legally have it so idk

☕️ - Peppermint tea

Tags!!

🥚 - fried or scrambled with A LOT of cheese

🥩 - medium

🥛- I dont drink milk😞

🍷- im a minor so I dont drink but I probably won’t in the future

☕️ - chamomile tea <3

steak: medium rare

milk: 2%

alcohol: i dont drink but sometimes i put grape juice into a wine glass and act like im a professional wine taister (:<<<

warm drink: hot chocolate

🥩 ribs: i prefer medium

🥛: me no like cow juice

🍷: minor

☕: hot chocolate

tags under cut:

🥩 📫︎ 🕈︎☜︎☹︎☹︎ 👎︎⚐︎☠︎☜︎

🥛 📫︎ ☞︎⚐︎☼︎❄︎✋︎☞︎✋︎☜︎👎︎

🍷 📫︎ 👎︎⚐︎☜︎💧︎☠︎🕯︎❄︎ 💣︎✌︎❄︎❄︎☜︎☼︎

☕️ 📫︎ 👍︎✋︎👎︎☜︎☼︎

🥩: ☌⟒⋏⎍⟟⋏⟒⌰⊬ ⎅⍜⋏’⏁ ⎍⋏⎅⟒⍀⌇⏁⏃⋏⎅ ⏁⊑⟒ ⏁⊑⟟⋏☌ ⍙⟟⏁⊑ ‘⋔⟒⎅⟟⎍⋔’ ⍜⍀ ‘⍙⟒⌰⌰ ⎅⍜⋏⟒’ ⎎⍜⍀ ⏁⊑⏃⏁ ⌇⍜ ⟟ ☊⏃⋏’⏁ ⏃⋏⌇⍙⟒⍀

🥛: ⟒⟟⏁⊑⟒⍀ ☊⍜⍙ ⍜⍀ ☊⊑⍜☊⍜⌰⏃⏁⟒

🍷: (⋔⍜⎅ ⟟⌇ ⏃ ⋔⟟⋏⍜⍀ ⌇⍜ ⟟ ⊑⏃⎐⟒ ⋏⟒⎐⟒⍀ ⊑⏃⎅ ⏃⌰☊⍜⊑⍜⌰)

☕️: ⟒⟟⏁⊑⟒⍀ ⏁⟒⏃ ⍜⍀ ⊑⍜⏁ ☊⊑⍜☊⍜⌰⏃⏁⟒

Steak: No pink or red pieces. Very well done. Congratulations. Burnt.

Milk: any, basically. Whole, %2, I’m not the biggest fan of silk milk, but I’ll drink it. Oh and chocolate and strawberry. Love those.

Alcohol: Minor

Warm drink: No.

Steak: I love pink and red pieces. Medium rare. Fatty pieces are heaven.

Milk: 2%

Alcohol: Minor

Warm drink: No.

Steak: Medium rare, I think?

Milk: 2%

Alcohol: Minor and also never

Warm Drink: No

Steak: Well done. I want a brick.

Milk: does chocolate milk count?

Alcohol: I’m not legally allowed to drink and also the few times my parents have given me a sip it tasted pretty terrible so…

Warm Drink: Peppermint hot chocolate with whipped cream!

Egg: scrambled (with salt and cheese)

Steak: I’ve never had steak before

Milk: 2% or whole, whichever is available

Alcohol: none. I don’t drink

Warm drink: tea! either earl grey or cinnamon

steak: medium well (ALSO WHAT YOUVE NEVER HAD STEAK?)

milk: 2%

alcohol: no, but my favorite mocktail I’ve made was Sierra Mist w creamer, raspberry syrup, and coconut

warm drink: pg tips black tea w milk sugar and a tiny bit of vanilla

egg: ew I don’t like those

steak: however my dad cooks it

milk: normal?

alcohol: no but shirly temples are yummy

warm drink: how coco :3

Eggs: I used to do sunny side up but i don’t like eggs now

Steak: medium rare or I would get disowned/hj

Milk: lactose 2% reduced fat milk calcium enriched because it’s the only milk we buy and now all other milk tastes weird to me

Alcohol: I do not like the taste of alcohol also it’s illegal

Warm drink: apple cider (non alcoholic ofc)

Eggs: fried with a jammy yolk

steak: medium rare

Milk: 3.25% or it tastes weird

Alcohol: N/A

warm drink: Milky black tea (Torkshire specifically)

Eggs: I don’t really like eggs as they make me sick but if I do eat them I do boiled with lots of salt :P

Steak: Medium rare ALWAYSS

Milk: 2% or 1% I think?

Alcohol: for legal reasons this is a joke and not true; like 1% apple whiskey and fill up the rest of the cup with cherry 7up

Warm drink: I had this raspberry tea I’d drink every morning but I don’t remember the name and I’d put some honey in it :]

Eggs: fried on bread

Steak: never had steak probably never will (I'm vegetarian and raw meat is really not my thing anyway)

Milk: semi skimmed as that's what we always get

Alcohol: minor and it tastes gross anyway

dan and phil are dan and phil

dan and phil are gay

you are gay

you will get through this podcast

it's a monday

you are hard

twitter isn't real

twitter can't hurt you

there is not a man in the room (besides your partner)

dan and phil are not in the corner of your room

dan and phil are not under your bed

Dan and Phil Hard Launch Tour idea:

Dan in one of these:

ya'll moots pls join

ts is NOT me but alr

WHO'S THAT AND WHY IS SHE PRETTY?!

Guys i do NOT look that good, trust

Though I am glad that there was an option tha was close to how my glasses actually look

Anyways the conclusion to draw here is that I am the lovable side character who gets killed in the second book (not in the first because I'm not completely stupid, but i won't survive through it all because I'm not that smart after all)

Trust

This is me

What can I say

I'm a bitch like that

Taggies :3

@localcelestialcreature62 @aurite-aj @phantombegruvia @ilovedesserts25 @mrecury42 @quantumm76 @fastfouriertransformer @welcome-listeners-to-night-vale @wethewatchers @questionableaardvark

Closest I could get it

Yippee tag from the Root

Yes I got a haircut 😛

Like, I guess?

Thanks for the tag jay <33 (PICS OF HAIRCUT NOW, PLEASE)

Kinda me ig?? Didn’t have my piercing but oh welll 😋

my hair is more Justin Beiber-eque irl but whatever

Close enough to me (sad that there's never any plus size options on most of these 😭)

No pressure taggss

Kinda close to me except half my hair is bright blue and there's never an option for me to make it how it actually looks irl