Religious for Gay Reasons

Shoutout to Tzipporah for being a queer woman who has a good relationship with her father.

Hey, don't cry. A single thread in a tapestry, though its color brightly shines, can never see its purpose in the pattern of the grand design, ok?

the real question here is which of you schmucks didn't give HaShem five stars

His navigation was off, we ended up being lost for 40 years!!

The .03 off on stars came from someone who was just trying to complete their commute home from sodom. She was pretty salty about the result.

He just decided to give me a new name out of nowhere after he decided to wrestle me!?? It was a really odd experience. Still good guidance though. 4.5/5 stars

When my cat lays down in loaf position, is she leavened or unleavened? Is my cat kosher for Passover?

My experience tells me that catloaves do not wish to rise, which makes them unleavened and kosher.

@coloredink

@animatedamerican

If your cat is not made from one of the five grains, she cannot technically be leavened.  However, since it is clear that she can be made into something that resembles bread, it may be worth asking your local rabbi if she is kitteniot.

The elderly Jewish woman leaning against the gates of the city, having never thought she'd live to see freedom, and the little girl taking her hand and leading her through the gates......gets me every damn time 😭😭😭😭😭😭

This movie has so many touching moments and I have tears almost every time I view it. 😭😭😭😭

big fan of shabbat. i love how g-d was like “i present to you a holiday on the seventh day of every week: Fuck Your Wife And Sleep Day. okay go have fun”

This time of year is always very nostalgic for me bc I used to be the Token Gentile at an office and every few months there'd be a Jewish holiday and my friend would be like "Hey, I need you to do Gentile things for us" and I'd be like hell yes dude. Gentile Things often meant I'd sign things in exchange for a few dollars on venmo but Pesach was a special time for me because it meant everyone gave me boxes of pasta, cereal, and other baked goods. The first time my friends were like "Hey for reasons we won't bother getting into we're going to give you all of our bread" I was like, it is a powerful responsibility but as an Ally I cannot refuse. Best time of the year, frankly

I misread that as ‘Tolkien Gentile’ and felt let-down by the post.

On the contrary, it feels very Tolkien for people with unfamiliar customs to show up and give you a bunch of their food with barely an explanation. Like a reverse of the opening of The Hobbit where the dwarves show up and eat all Bilbo's seed cake, or something.

Shabbes Goy, son of Glóin

Ah! Beautiful

Well, one is a movie where the protagonist, who is from an oppressed ethnic minority, is taken from his birth family as a child and raised by a powerful man who wants to genocide the aforementioned ethnic minority, and as an adult the protagonist has a chance encounter with a woman who inspires him to fight back against the genocidal guy, while the other - wait.

love david and goliath being like one of the main bible stories for kids. like yeah you might be small but with god on your side you can kill someone with a rock

Oh so when golden boy David does it, he’s heroic and a man after God’s own heart, but when I, CAIN-