Going to publish a book called Pride and Prejudice and Ninjas. It is going to be a one-to-one copy of the original text of Pride and Prejudice, and when people complain they didn't see any ninjas in the book I am simply going to arch my eyebrow and murmur "You didn't? Really? They are very skilled, but I thought for sure you, at least, would... well, perhaps I misjudged you. What a shame..." before shaking my head sadly and looking at them with profound pity and just a whiff of contempt.

























