Rewrites and Cul-de-Sacs

For example, say you tried to surrender to the lawman but because you didn't turn your camera two degrees more to the left at the right moment, you accidentally shot the lawman in the head instead (because it's the same button) and you just went from a $5 crime to a $50 crime and so many more people are mad at you now. Or, say, you went to say 'howdy' back to a stranger who said 'howdy' to you on the street but you accidentally punched them in the head because you didn't pull the left trigger tightly enough and 'howdy' and 'face punching' are the same button. Or, perhaps, you tried to select a nice soft bun off the radial menu in order to eat it but when trying to get the 'greyscale-slow-motion-sort-and-aim-and-release-and-drive-horse' multi-bumper-and-joystick method to work right you instead accidentally drew a weapon and made a lady feel threatened and she screamed and her screaming spooked the stagecoach guy and he plowed his stagecoach right into you and your horse fell over and you fell over and some townsfolk started shouting at you and you were trying to revive your horse and stop the witness from fleeing and ratting you out to the law and suddenly you've thrown dynamite when you were trying to pull out your lasso because they're the same button and now the stagecoach is on fire and a bunch of horses are on fire and your horse is on fire and you are on fire and also you are dead and all you wanted to do was to eat a nice soft bun.