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The Bad News Bears (1976)
The screenplay was written by Bill Lancaster (son of actor Burt Lancaster) whoi drew his inspiration forĀ the filmĀ from his experience playing Little League baseball with a leg crippled by polio. "We were a terrible team. Truly horrible." he said.
Tatum OāNealās father, actor Ryan OāNeal, had previously prevented his 11-year-old daughter from accepting any lead roles until the age of 16, after her debut performance inĀ Paper MoonĀ where she won an Oscar and he didn't even get nominated. However she was offered (a then staggering sum of) $350,000 with eight percent of net profits, and Ryan relented.
Director Michael Ritchie had to shoot double the amount of film he had expected to (more than his previous two movies combined) because of the difficulties in controlling the large cast of children, who often went off script and swore way more than they were supposed to. Walter Matthau and Ritchie frequently mentioned the childrenās proficiency in the use of foul language, particularly that of Tatum OāNeal.
Paramount, concerned that the baseball aspect ofĀ The Bad News BearsĀ would not be easily understood by many foreign audiences, added a five-minute animated baseball primer at the beginning of the film. It was dubbed in five languages and featured characters that resembled the cast members of the movie.
The Bingo Long Traveling All-Stars and Motor Kings, another baseball movie that opened in 1976, challenged The Bad News BearsĀ to a charity baseball game at University of Southern Californiaās Dedeaux Field during the summer, to determine which team would be "Champion of all Hollywood". 3,000 fans were in attendance, as well as many celebrities and cast members from both films. The final score was 5-5.
"Movie might go over budget: children swearing too much" is great.
Hey everyone, looks like the ācat summoned for jury dutyā was ai generated - even has the ai symbol at the top. Thanks for the heads up, @cannot-all-throw-inkpots . My apologies- I did not realize when I shared it.
Aww dangit. Guess that makes sense, but it was so believable because I can 100% see that kind of goofup happening
Some positive news: There really WAS a cat summoned for jury duty back in 2010. Turns out the error was quickly corrected and the cat did NOT actually have to travel to the courthouse. But at least we can enjoy the fact that a papereork glitch did once try to give a cat jury duty XD
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Baby sphinx trying to be like mama and waylaying travelers, but all its riddles are completely non-sensical like the ones a 1st grader would tell

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this happens to me every day i dont know how to make it stop
can we nominate him for the Darwin award
Oh thank God someone explained this.
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Floyd Pepper was dishonorably discharged from West Point because he turned "Taps" into "a jazz odyssey."
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The Muppets Mayhem. "Track 6: Fortunate Son." May 10, 2023.
And you know what? Even if the guy with all the money should change his heart *right this minute* and donate billions to a cause as good as world hunger:
...Nonetheless, whether he does or not... he will still die, like all the rest of us, regardless of who may be at his bedside, alone in his head: alone. By himself. No one there to mitigate the pain, to be telling him how important he is, to make what's happening okay in any way whatsoever. He will cross the bar alone. And there is nothing he can do to stop it.
Nothing he can do with the science we have in this day and age will change that. Nothing invented in the next twenty, thirty, *fifty* years, will change that.
Is he a schmuck? Yes. Is he vastly wealthy and powerful (in the in-this-life mode) beyond the dreams of almost all of us? Yeah, sure!
Will it avail him at the moment when, eventually, beyond any ability of his or those he's paid to keep it running, his breath stops? NOPE.
...The comfort associated with this may be a bit on the chilly side. But (leaving aside folks' personal beliefs about what happens on the far side of the Last Breath) all his personal bullshit in the physical world will swiftly come to nothing.
Let's wait our time. I may not see it: but some of you will, and will be able to say, "Well THAT's over, finally."
(sigh)
Okay, that's my annoyance for the day. ...And now who wants some tea?
this is still so funny. who the fuck were his sources
Well, it's a technically accurate statement - there were no longer any changes to his vitals.
Well, except temperature.
Gee, who knew
ChatGPT uses too many dream sequences and Gemini wonāt stop describing characters.
AI also more often avoids subplots and fails to play with time jumps and flashbacks. The systems overwrite passages about the body and senses. āWhere a human author might write that a character āfelt afraid,ā AI renders fear as a tightening chest, cold sweat, and dimming lamplight,ā the study said. Humans also spin more complicated narratives involving more characters and locations than AI can handle. Humans also reference other works of fiction, specific people and places in a way that AI struggles with.
Surprise. (Not.)

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just identified a behavioral pattern within myself
I've seem some failed attempts at putting-on-lipstick in my time but this one really takes the cake...
In 2018, Pastor Dave Barnhart of the Saint Junia United Methodist Church in Birmingham, Alabama posted this message to Facebook:
āThe unbornā are a convenient group of people to advocate for. They never make demands of you; they are morally uncomplicated, unlike the incarcerated, addicted, or the chronically poor; they donāt resent your condescension or complain that you are not politically correct; unlike widows, they donāt ask you to question patriarchy; unlike orphans, they donāt need money, education, or childcare; unlike aliens, they donāt bring all that racial, cultural, and religious baggage that you dislike; they allow you to feel good about yourself without any work at creating or maintaining relationships; and when they are born, you can forget about them, because they cease to be unborn. Itās almost as if, by being born, they have died to you. You can love the unborn and advocate for them without substantially challenging your own wealth, power, or privilege, without re-imagining social structures, apologizing, or making reparations to anyone. They are, in short, the perfect people to love if you want to claim you love Jesus but actually dislike people who breathe.
The sun had reached Dr Maturin ten minutes earlier, for he was a good deal higher up: he, too, stirred and turned away, for he too had slept uneasily. But the brilliance prevailed. He opened his eyes and stared about very stupidly: a moment before he had been so solidly, so warmly and happily in Ireland, with a girlās hand under his arm, that his waking mind could not take in the world he saw. Her touch was still firm upon his arm and even her scent was there: vaguely he picked at the crushed leaves under him ā dianthus perfragrans. The scent was reclassified ā a flower, and nothing more ā and the ghostly contact, the firm print of fingers, vanished. His face reflected the most piercing unhappiness, and his eyes misted over. He had been exceedingly attached; and she was so bound up with that time⦠He had been quite unprepared for this particular blow, striking under every conceivable kind of armour, and for some minutes he could hardly bear the pain, but sat there blinking in the sun. āChrist,ā he said at last. āAnother day.ā
-Patrick O'Brian, Master and Commander, 1969.
"Valve loves it when Cyberpunk 2077 and Baldur's Gate 3 throw customizable genitals at you in the first five minutes, but of course I can't,
"Valve loves it when Cyberpunk 2077 and Baldur's Gate 3 throw customizable genitals at you in the first five minutes, but of course I can't, because I actually have something to say about genitals!"
Gay kink stores are like hereās the fuck master 5000 gnome king pig blaster it goes in your ass obviously pigfag and pansexual kink stores are like hereās like gender sensory backdoor pridefun exploration pleasure rod and itās the same toy
im fascinated by this. how much can you tell about the christian sex store without doxxing yourself i need to know more
My local had an entire wall of sex toys named after LOTR characters and I was never quite able to understand why.

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The great disappointment of Hollow Knight having finished it is wanting to look up several NPCs and find out what they mean in the big scheme of things - who is Joni, who is this or that, what are all these people? Just backer shit. Just random backer doodles. There are so many games where I would pay for an edition that had the grateful-to-our-backers content taken out. Pillars of Eternity would be vastly improved by its absence.
I beat the Radiance today which, aside from Path of Pain (I think I am having controller problems there?) and Godhome, means I have largely beat Hollow Knight. And I am sure it's passĆ© to complain about The White Palace. I am sure exhausting number of tears have been expended on how much it sucks, and an exhausting number of pratty 'I have no real world skills just video games' git-gud types have pontificated on how you should just do it and be good, actually, it's easy, but what I don't seem to see anyone talking about is that The White Palace is boring and ugly as a place. It sucks as a map. The monochrome wears out its welcome even faster than the awfulness of Deepnest, there's nothing to see in the place, nothing feels revelatory, there's no one to talk to, there's no surprising secrets to casually stumble upon (Path of pain is not casual), or rather because the secret rooms are the same monochrome as everything else they're unmemorably samey, it is inexplicably full of thematically baffling giant buzz saws that are extremely noisy are irritating to listen to, and at the end of it you get to the king at the top - who, at this point, you should have known was going to be there. The parts I loved about Hollow Knight were not the bosses, or the combat, or the sometimes tiresomely obscurantist dialogue (it certainly wasn't the 'lackadaisical spike hitbox' precision platforming) It was the exploration. The sense of there always being something new around the corner, a fun new area to explore, the giddy excitement of a new map. Even Deepnest, the second most unpleasant place to navigate in the game after WP, at least feels thematically rich: this is a place where things went really wrong. The failed tramway, the abandoned village with its mad cultists, Hornet kneeling by her mother's grave in the depths of the den, the strange mask maker and the mad ATLA reference in the basement trying to eat you. What's in White Palace? The same buzz saws, the same wingmoulds, the same white courtiers who are just there for soul farming, and the same empty rooms with covered furnitureā oh and some lamps, which you light because this is the thing the level design requires you to do to progress, and later you might go 'I think the Radiance is a moth so I guess you're attracting it with the lamps?' but this doesn't feel revelatory, its just met with a shrug because white lamps making more white light in the white palace full of nothing but a skeleton was a visual pile of nothing. The White Palace is a dream given form, but what a strangely dull and lifeless dream it was for the bug that raised up the City of Tears. (Or maybe the kingsmould outside the palace whose dream I guess we're specifically entering was a really boring guy. The kind of guy who dreams of precision platforming in a completely featureless white space. Loved buzz saws. Kind of guy who talks a lot about carpentry; has never actually done carpentry.)