when you wake up the world will come around

before pride month ends does anyone wanna admit they have a crush on me

posting this on the first day of june so you all have plenty of time to gather your nerves and whatnot

You can sing OR you can play basketball. You can't do both. Never think that

good god when the onions and garlic hit the olive oil..........

Panties hit the FLOOR

you know it sister

I pawned your chastity key for drug money sorry

You can lie when you name things

we all have the homie that's a cautionary tale

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if your animal is lying on the floor, furniture etc, it’s important to take a picture of them. then, if they move or shift in any way, it’s important to take another picture. with this technique, you can take many pictures of your animal

I should be doing more to appreciate the lack of marvel movies in today's popular culture. I once yearned for marvel movies to have this level of irrelevance. They used to feel almost ozymandian, like an empire that had no beginning and no end. and now tony stark iron man is naught but two vast and trunkless legs of stone.

if anyone is looking to add more to their tbr's friendly reminder that we do have a list of all the books that have been in the tournament

saying "question mark?" and "however comma," out loud are game changers. punctuation on the go. and it's always the funniest thing that anyone around you has ever heard

there's not a single casual bone in my body. everything means something to me

hello my name is Stray Hair snd my big dream is to play the itsy bitsy spider on broadway. doyou mind if i practice on the side of your head.