wassup

put azula in smash

this is the onion you illiterates

Did the little onion logo give it away?

What are you talking about

today i did a double feature of hop (2011) dir. tim hill and sonic the hedgehog (2020) dir. jeff fowler and i gotta say… james marsden is intimidatingly handsome and also has great chemistry with small talking cgi animal creatures

I was high off my ass last night and had this dream where I was in this dense ass forest and sitting there was a tall woman. She was so tall I couldn’t see her face but she was wearing gold and I was like “uh…hi?” And she said “I made you, do you know that?” And I nodded and she was like “I hear your thoughts. Why do you hate my creation? Why do you try to destroy yourself? I made you perfect as you are. Please don’t break my heart”. Then she started crying and it flooded and I woke up with fucking heart palpitations like what does it Mean™️????

This is really beautiful!!!

Imagine bringing back a manga over a decade after it ended just to fuck with Trump, like the Spite of it,

I feel like I’m playing the most suspenseful moment of a Bioshock game and this is the audio recording I’ve found in the bottom of a trash can

“I’ve never cared much about international news, then a few years ago, the strangest thing happened.”

#joyce has probably backed into spike like three times #maybe if he would stop CREEPING in the bushes [x]

And this is why driving testers fail you if you don’t look out the back window when backing up

“The DMV is part of the vampire agenda” was not the hot take I was looking for today, but it oddly feels right.