clarion of revelations

throwback to the time i was 8 and accidentally killed like 56 people on my ride in rollercoaster tycoon and how i was so traumatized that whenever someone brought it up for the next 4 years i would have to fight back tears

gonna try to get some tasks done today

agrees to do petplay with a girl I meet on grinder and she leaves me locked in a hot car

breaking bad would be a better show if walter white had no friction n like jesse just pushes him n he just slides around

everything in life is bad. takes a shower. washes off the gunk. oh. oh it was the gunk again.

have fun fetishizing the shit out of *real life* celebrities. it actually makes the people who sexualize the shit out of children’s cartoons seem normal.

did you just imply being attracted to actual real human males isn’t normal but wanting to fuck cartoon horses is

telling a conservative that they're changing curious george to bicurious george (he/they)

you're not supposed to give them weed