Life According To Drew

Every time I open my inbox I see that ask where an anon tried to call me the f slur but misspelt it horribly and I laugh every time. I don’t have the heart to delete it

Me, talking to my car like I'm on Star Trek: Computer, ramming speed

[sexting] well actually topologically speaking you can't really use 'all three' of my holes. there's just the one. no that's the other end of the hole. no i think that other one counts as a pit. hello. where did you go

This would work on me

Watch a show for adults

i think they should make steven universe mtg cards in order to create the most insufferable discourse imaginable

What discourse would this even create it would be so easy to just call everyone involved a huge loser and they wouldn't even be able to refute it

I hope I’m not just a tumblr mutual but I’m someone you’d go see highland cows with.