One day ur a suicidal 15 year old and then suddenly you wake up and you're 22 years old and genuinely debating the merits of iceberg vs romaine lettuce in the salad ur making. Life goes on ig
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One day ur a suicidal 15 year old and then suddenly you wake up and you're 22 years old and genuinely debating the merits of iceberg vs romaine lettuce in the salad ur making. Life goes on ig

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there's nothing i like more as a computer program than a long period of silent contemplation - not doing anything, not rushing anywhere, just standing here and enjoying this moment with the user. oh, it seems once again he has summoned my beautiful and ruthless wife Task Manager. hello, my darling! what are you doing with that long cruel scimitar

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IT’S MARCH
Uh… It’s still May…
It’s august
hey ya
John cooks Gale breakfast and Gale asks why like he doesn't understand why someone would do that, there's no reason to do that for him
hi nonnnyyyyy
yeah.... (food anon please I love when you pop into my inbox) I think a beautiful moment could be...... gale sleeping over at johns house for the first time, and John makes him this really simple but delicious breakfast on the first morning, maybe its just scrambled eggs on toast and coffee, and he's cut up some fruit he had in his fridge and gale is so moved by it he starts to get a bit panicky and 'mean' (he's just sort of silent and inward) and it's probably coming off a bit horribly because he's anxious and he doesn't really have an appetite now so he's just sipping the coffee and he can barely say thank you and john's such a good sport about it he's just like 'you don't have to eat it buck i know how you feel about eggs' and he just picks the toast of the plate and takes a massive cow bite very comically so gale giggles a little bit and he pours him more coffee...and thats sort of it for the rest of the day but then (maybe its a weekend) the next day john does the same thing but now its just some fruit like apple slices and a couple of rasberries (and he's taken the skin off the apples because he just thinks thats something you need to do when cutting up apples for someone because thats what his mum used to do for him) and coffee of course(black) and gale again is like choked up about the whole thing and he can't really eat because he's nervous but he does try and share them with john even though he can't really say thank you because he's still processing the whole thing and then the next day he's like.. okay i got this.. i will wake up before john and make him coffee and I will make him something yes I WILL EARN MY KEEP, only for him to be up at 5 to find john reading in the kitchen already drinking coffee because he's not very good at sleeping and John looks up from his book and is like 'ill put some coffee on, this has gone cold, y'alright buck?" and gale's like.. ''I CAN DO IT, you d- you don't have to bother with all that for me bucky" and John can be like 'I know that buck, but I want to, I like lookin after you ' (and he sort of says this with slighly grit teeth because gale is making him say it and he'd rather just do things you know?? and then they just sort of stare at each other for a bit and gale sits down and john sorts out the coffee and when john puts his cofffee down finally and squeezes his shoulder gale says 'I like eggs' ansfznvwfsizovnwoi and then john grins and walks over to the fridge and says nothing more
i love this guy

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I got this while scrolling on instagram to try to convince me to join threads and I—
We did it. We finally saved her.
Bawling my eyes out brb
Recently my small child started riding lessons. Child is thrilled, the barn is nearby, the pony could literally not be more adorable, better trained, or better behaved, and the teenager teaching the lesson also couldn’t be better educated (competes at 4th level dressage on a nondescript pony pony who she trained herself and who was bought untrained at auction when he was trotted through with a herd of cows) and she also couldn’t be sweeter. It’s literally better than I ever dreamed of. We all love it.
However, the reaction from basically everyone we tell is “oh man, you’re doomed now”
And like, really?
Really??
No, that’s the goal actually. I want her to love it. I’m actually trying to foster in her a love of riding. Maybe it’ll be expensive but… you need to have a passion in this life. You need to have something you love in order to survive the horrors. You need to have something that you love so much that you don’t mind that it teaches you executive function and persistence and physical literacy. You need to have a passion in this life if you aren’t going to be sucked down into screens and phones and consumerism. And a pony is excellent for crying into their mane when life does inevitably suck, ask me how I know!
My mum always said that every cent paid on my riding lessons was more than worth it because she never worried about where I was or who I was with or what I was doing or what I was spending my money on. It was: ponies, ponies, ponies, and ponies.
I’m not doomed. I want her to cultivate a passion. She’s going to need a passion if she’s going to survive in this world with her soul intact.
I'm honestly confused: What exactly do they mean when they say you're doomed?
I think they mean that I’m doomed to spend all of my time and money on ponies now. That I’ve created a monster: the horse crazy girl child. That I’m doomed to be forever at the barn and buying expensive equestrian equipment, and that I won’t get to do anything else with my time or money ever again.
But here’s the thing: I’m already spending all of my time and money on horses. I am the monster already: I am the horse crazy girl child grown up. My life already revolves around the horses and my life would actually be significantly more difficult if my child wasn’t also horse crazy. As it is, if I have to exercise my pony, can plop her on our other pony and lead them along. They just come with! Two ponies and one child exercised/entertained all at once! Why would I not want this?
On top of the very real need to have a passion in life, and that horseback riding and horse keeping teaches so many important skills, physical and mental/emotional (staying calm in a stressful situation, being a strong and fair leader, planning ahead, care for the wellbeing of others, being competent, and capable, and able to lift hay bales and push wheelbarrows and carry heavy buckets, being scared and doing something anyway, friendships with people who are 8 and who are 80, etc etc) it’s just honestly very practical to be able to have her tag along to most of my chores and riding and have her enjoying herself.
Quite frankly, I’d be far more doomed if my child had no interest in ponies.
santa claus but instead of naughty or nice i judge if uve been banal or avant garde
ex friends are like. last time i remembered you i got so angry i almost crashed my car. i still think about your laugh whenever i see one of your favorite scenes on the show we used to watch together. you made me cry 3 years after we last spoke. i think of you on your birthday. you are a part of some of the best memories i have of my life. i hate you.
Fun Fact : If you cut off your left arm. . . Your right arm will be left.
see, that use to be a life-threatening injury in the past, but thanks to advances in modern medicine, you’ll actually end up being all right

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Jacket pictures included bc I’m proud of how the logos turned out :)
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