run, Barry, run!

I really love those posts of people showing their stuffed animals various things and locations, gonna start doing that

for those unaware today india experienced one of its biggest protests in half a decade. there were protests all over the nation for various causes but the major one was in delhi. all we asked for was the resignation of the education minister because he's failed the students of this nation time & time again. but we were met with brutality, the police had barricaded the main site of protest (jantar mantar). metro stations were shutdown, the public was restrained from reaching the protest site and all the adjoining areas had signal jammers to make sure the crowd had no access to constant updates. they had us blocked from all the sides. they were lathi (baton) charging students from one side & releasing tear gas from the other. you couldn't walk 100 m on streets without having a tear gas shell thrown at you. there were many students, women & kids bleeding — some from their head. some couldn't walk anymore. the police had removed their nameplates, covered their faces & acted with full impunity to resort to unprecedented levels of violence. they were pelting stones at us, beating up people for no reason, forcefully detaining them and attacking us constantly with tear gas & rubber bullets. they wouldn't let you exit either. the crowd was peaceful & looking out for each other yet they were met with violence. i made a friend who was all alone & she asked to join me & my friend because a policeman wouldn't leave her alone. he constantly prodded her for personal info, invited her back to the jeep saying they have food there, wouldn't stop following her around. you couldn't call or ask anyone for help, we were left to fend for ourselves & be on a constant lookout if you did not want to be beaten up to death by police. all for what? asking a resignation? shame on this country.

They should invent a glasses that you can lay on your side in bed wearing

toxic boyfriend who says "manip-ya later!!!" as hes leaving the house to go cheat on you

My mans unlocked a higher level of synesthesia

btw if you have persistent or intense acne and those hydrocolloid acne patches aren't doing the trick you can just put regular full size hydrocolloid bandages on your face you can find them in the first aid section of any grocey store. they're bigger stronger more powerful and much much cheaper because the skincare industry is a scam. and you can just cut them up if you want them smaller

Hi, it’s me, your Flix Bus driver. I heard some of you back there asking why we’re on this dirt road in the middle of a cow pasture if this is supposed to be a direct line from Berlin to Munich. To that I say: you all need to mind your own damn business and look at the fucking moo cows.

brat tamers are funny wdym you’re turned on by getting ragebaited

brats you aren't safe either you get turned on by someone thinking you're annoying

And of course the second part of the tragedy, which is: which quadrant did you think you were in vs. which one you were really in

*takes a drag of a candy cigarette* I never thought I would make it to this many