Flunking Most Heinously

Women hot, ABBA good

ich mag den begriff "wortschatz". das ist mein berg an wörtern und ich sitz da drauf wie so ein drache

absolutely love it when people are like why do you like this fictional character so much look at all their bad qualities. my brothersister in christ their bad qualities are why i like them

"what do you see in them" only the very worst. i hope this helps

jstor derulo

watching my promised afternoon thunderstorm slip from a 90% chance to a 20% chance.... baby come back i can change

i need to read everything ever before the end of the summer

"omg you remembered!" of course i did. I have a file on you

"i get a little bit genghis khan" was such a strange and delightful thing to say in a pop song

i have not seen this meme in so long im loving it

one of the reasons i love tumblr is that occasionally classic memes like this show up on my dashboard

It’s like reaching into the cupboard for food and accidentally finding a 19 year old can of soup that you’ve kept for sentimental reasons

not now mom I have to see what my mutuals with masters degrees are blogging about on tumblr

You’re not depressed. You just need $250,000 in your bank account.

Reblog to materialize $250,000 in prev's bank account