Flunking Most Heinously

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once I snorted a fat line of nuance and everything started depending. watch out

"Whimsy" is truly a wretched term. What maketh thee so carefree?

thy mother

Art thou for fucking real

The trump thing 🫩🫩🫩🫩

are you gonna pick those penne noodles out of the boiling water one by one like a man, or are you gonna use a strainer like some kind of democrat?

kylian mbappé best scorer in world cup history btw @ lionelmessi @ lionelmessi @ lionelmessi

if i was a soccer player i'd simply kick that ball in the goal instead of wasting everyone's time

why waste everyone's time on a half time show if they're not going to sing waka waka

reblog to make prev stop having headaches