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ohhh my god I just fact-checked, Nolan actually DID cut the "Nobody" scene from his Odyssey movie. Mfer that is like cutting the Father reveal from Star Wars. Let me speak in a language you understand this is like not dressing Batman up in his suit. "It was not possible to work it in" the TikTok musical with a budget of $4 and a scratched Hamilton CD managed to work it in in SONG form, step up your FUCKING GAME

the thing about Spock’s Brain is that Spock’s brain being stolen isn’t even the most hilarious and ridiculous plot point of the episode, really.

I think that’s the episode where Chekov heats up a rock with his phaser and he and the away team all warm their hands on it, which was so fucking funny to me I had to pause and cough and laugh

I have GOT to stop spending $30

$30 is the new $5 but $100 is still $100 #Fucked

"Going a couple hours without eating a single kind of food? No thanks, I would rather kill a child" is such a wildly horrifying take to see MULTIPLE people proudly stating.

it would suck being a new immortal. like it’d be 2109 and people would go, “what was it like seeing ancient civilizations rise and fall like that? seeing the pyramids being built? watching the expansion and growth of the new world?” and i’d just be like, “no…no i was born in 1991. so like, wow i’m gonna see some cool stuff, but, i mean i’m not that much older than just a really, really old person, you know? phones were big back then. so big. but only for like ten years, then they got like, as good as they are now. uh. rhinos existed. don’t think i ever saw one in person. cool, good talk.”

even worse, imagine being an immortal who keeps missing stuff. “What was it like seeing the pyramids being built?” “Fuck if I know, I was in Madagascar.” “Oh, okay. Well, how was the Renaissance?” “I fell down a hole in Scotland and people thought I was an enchanted well for four hundred years, it was over by the time I convinced someone to get me out.”

It’s been a decade since we left that comment and you have the best reply anyone’s left to it.

liking star trek is a red flag. it's also an orange flag. and a yellow flag. and a green flag. and a blue flag. and a purple flag. liking star trek is gay. YOU are GAY.

actually I think you should be normal about ordinary citizens of authoritarian countries and yes that applies even to that country you're thinking of right now

it’s 2014 it’s time we moved on as a nation and stop reblogging this

every person who reblogs this in 2015 is gonna get their ass kicked by yours truly

World Heritage Post

"Yeah hold on, let me change out of my work clothes" [undoes a single button on my hawaiian shirt and nothing else]

Hawkeye Pierce

nasty amount of tumblr class discourse boils down to "how can my superior access, resources and quality of life be a privilege when I pay for them fair and square"

which in itself is symptom of how american this site is. class and wealth invariably have heavy overlap but the two being basically interchangeable is a feature of a very specific social structure which really does directly feed into the "disparity is only worth talking about if someone didn't earn it" mindset

this might shock you: a lot of ruling class Americans, people you've heard of even, are in staggering amounts of debt. it just doesn't matter. on account of their class.

This reminds me of my corsetmaker days when i found myself searching for "extra thick boning."