you and me and the story

oh so when vampires have heightened sensory awareness it’s cool, but when I have it it’s ‘autism’

If you see this you’re legally obligated to reblog and tag with the book you’re currently reading

sometimes mutuals will put the most aggressively mediocre-looking nothingburger of a man on your dash and you'll have to just scroll on when they're down so horrendously bad for that ugly little guy in their tags and caption. live your truth bestie.

underrated tumblr feature is being able to catch up to yourself on your dash. so there is an END POINT. and you can say “ah, I have reached where I left off, there is no more to see! I’ll take my leave now and come back later when there are new posts.” instead of being stuck forever in a bottomless algorithm pit digging deeper and deeper till you have to summon monumental strength to climb out

first base is love bombing second base is having sex third base is going no contact & fourth base is having sex again

being dead serious that I loved when he just talked about pee for like a minute straight. the spirit of anne rice was in the room guiding that pen

that man is my princess

Eloise Bridgerton lives to dodge marriage another day god bless