Gemini, Darling

i don’t believe teenage girls learn about gay fanfiction i think they each individually create the idea in their head first

trying to explain why i like horror to people who don’t: ok so you know how it’s fun to be deeply disturbed and unsettled

you have destroyed and betrayed yourself for an amazing reason

now that the world cup is out of the way can we focus on me instead

gonna be honest i don’t know how many more ‘enter the 6 digit code we sent to your phone’s i got left in me

I do think it's kind of funny how john green wrote a book about tuberculosis that brought a lot of renewed attention to the subject and he's since become the darling of the tb world, speaks at tb conferences, my dad and every other tb researcher I know is absolutely smitten with him, and they'll be like "we love this guy! have you heard of him??" and I have to be like well yes, I have. for other reasons

not now bro i’m accepting things i cannot change

you have to listen to blues or you die

what if characters from a cartoon were covered in blood and trying to killed you. what if the my little ponys were evil and scary. has anyone ever had this idea before.

yes im addicted to attention and orgasms and food and shiny jewlery and 7$ Iced Lattes. does that really not sound like an awesome lifestyle to you

sorry can't talk rn i'm looking up the menu of a restaurant i'm going to in a week

the 20th century is crazy what do you mean that airplanes didnt exist in 1900 and by 1999 Futurama was airing