KILLING TIME !

coworker pacing back and forth muttering "I feel like shinji bruh" over and over classic case of the mondays amirite

”can mutuals dm” mutuals can harvest me for materials

sometimes i’ll see a pairing and be like “i don’t know if this combo would have as hot and nasty of gay sex as you all think they would” like they’re probably still fucking but it would be at best thirty minutes of aimless scissoring and neither of them cum but they don’t really care so it’s fine

like i know for a fact at least one of these people has erectile dysfunction or vaginismus

it's always ethical to kidnap an outdoor cat and make them an indoor cat. shithead owner will just assume a car or coyote got them. outdoor cats are bad for the environment, local wildlife and themselves. the only one that benefits from an outdoor cat is the lazy piece of shit owner that doesn't want to actually look after their cat. give that outdoor cat a better life, a longer life.

hehehehehe * sudden moment of clarity that straightens my spine * what is this. who am I. * the clarity fades * hehehehehehe