stranglethorn

huge fan of when cats reach out and touch each other with disrespectful intent

crush totally wasn't impressed by my miraculous flying machine fml

oh my god i just saw her get onto an airship with a woman whose tophat has at least twice as many sprockets as mine. i will be killing myself with an elaborate pneumatic pistol tonight

welcome to body world (inhales shakily through my clenched teeth) a world where everyone has a body

lays a 136 GB egg in your hard drive. and you can't delete it because i'm an endangered species

Starting my speech at the Omelas city council with a child acknowledgement statement

Use your PTO

forgive my foul demeanor

If you prefer video gaming, you have an “action” soul. If you like to sit down with a glass of water, you are a “breeze” type person. Those who love to play music are “wish type” person

who up swinging they morning star