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it's actually so crazy how much the simpsons would fucking suck if it didn't have any of the simpsons characters. just a bunch of shots of empty houses and streets for half an hour while nothing happens. that would be so badddd lol

yeah that tends to happen when you remove characters from media. without characters its all just background. i guess movies set in scenic locations would still land as kinda nature docs but even then

it only happens with the simpsons

this same criticism could be applied to nearly any media ever.

it's just the simpsons. are you a troll?

Dragon's right, if you remove all the Simpsons characters from Death Note it hardly changes anything

agnostic tgirl: nobody knows why hrt made your boobs so soft and pretty.

conspiratorial tgirl: they're putting chemicals in our hrt to make us grow boobs!

one time i was in an olive garden bathroom and my packer fell out of my shorts and this ten year old boy just looked at me with absolute terror and without thinking i said "that's what happens when you don't eat your vegetables" later i saw him eating salad at a speed no human should be capable of

i just tried to watch this video on my phone while in the bathroom as you do and forgot that my phone was still connected to my bluetooth speaker in the living room at full volume :-(

I love everything about this. 

Booty shorts slogan

Fuck I’m at a fencing tournament and literally a minute after I reblogged this my dad told me that he talked to the point people and I’m probably going to win a medal.

BURN BAGEL BURN

OH WHY NOT?

I GOT A JOB THE DAY AFTER MY QUEUE POSTED THIS THE FIRST TIME AND I JUST REALIZED IT WHEN I SAW IT AGAIN HOLY GOD

The bagel hasn’t let me down yet!

I got a job offer after reblogging the bagel. Believe in the bagel!

🙏🏼

Worth a try lol

i could use some good news or even a good girl 

Go lil bagle! Show me your power!

Okii then!

wait but whats happening with the bagel tho

It’s burning, as is everything I’ve hoped for whenever I’ve reblogged a post like this

I just kinda wanna watch something burn?

Mood

You guys didn’t listen when I said Bagels hold an ancient and wonderous power.

Why the fuck not

mr bagel do your thing

I HOPE THEY TELL ME I’M GONNA BE BURNED AT THE STAKE

Alright

Alrighty then- bagel don’t let me down!

Titty

Luv u bagel

Help sidhjdjhfjf

I think people would be less suicidal if they were allowed to talk about being suicidal without risk of being sent to the Torture Dungeon