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CamelCase snake_case, and kebab-case can all fuck right the fuck off. i exclusively use nocaseforallmyvariablescuzihatetheshiftkeyandspecialcharcterscuztheyareslowtotype

#programming horror #also fuck your hungarian notation i write out variable names

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penny-anna

what if instead of being under the impression that Darth Vader killed his father someone told Luke that Vader killed his mother and then Luke hit him w that accusation in the middle of their confrontation and Vader just started crying

thyrell

joe biden should do another stimulus check where the ira sends me a lox bagel. with cream cheese please

thyrell

irs.

efoxgirl

wet-gregg

nono you're thinking of the IRB. the Irish Republican Bagelhood

yorgen-sh

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aholefilledwithtwigs

Just noticed a feature in Uber where you can record audio of your ride

I happen to live in a single party consent state (in New York you can record audio conversation as long as one person knows they’re being recorded, in California all parties have to know)

So part of driving for Uber is not just giving them your location while working, but that you give them blanket consent to record you

aholefilledwithtwigs

I ended up having to take a few ubers that day, and the one after i wrote this had the message ‘driver is recording video’. Huh

Kinda forget by the time the uber arrives and get in as normal. Chat a bit with the driver. Gets quiet. I glance around. Realize i am appearing in a video feed inside the uber driver’s app. I look straight ahead and now notice the small camera wedged under the passenger seat headrest

I wonder how long uber holds on to that video. Cost of storage vs cost of legal exposure makes me think they hold on to it for at least whatever their Demand Refund window is

So be careful what you say inside an uber because they would 1000% hand footage over to cops

cuntpunkop-ed

man, the uk is such a highly surveilled place that this didnt even flag as weird for me. of course taxis have cctv, internal and external.

i remember hearing years ago that the uk is one of the most highly surveilled places in the world, and it wouldnt surprise me. the second you set foot in public it's extremely likely that you are on someone's camera, private or state operated. maybe i'll count the number of cctv cameras i see while im out today.

it's hard to commit good crimes under mass surveillance :/

anarchistmemedistro

orwell set 1984 in england and they really said ok bet

Sounds hot

theres a whole album of song titles you can make just from the words of this tweet

rockergiirl

check out my next stoner metal ep, featuring such classics as:

Marijuanification

Complete Derangement

Stoned Sex Drive

Derangement Manifests a Literal Sex Demon

Monstrum Incarnate

Narcotic Parody of Sex

edjicatrydau-deactivated2026012

this makes smoking weed sound so much cooler than it is

avalonjoan

Love that you’re making it clear exactly what physical demands this job has, but could you possibly, potentially, phrase it differently?

sternfleck

My resume

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roadhogsbigbelly

"why do men watch porn instead of just having sex with their girlfriends?" is already silly for numerous reasons, but seeing it being used as like. a feminist talking point is so crazy to me because like of the implication that being in a relationship means being available for sex all the time, which you know. doesn't feel great for women i think.

hyperlexichypatia

We should start asking that question of all people who enjoy fiction.

Why are you watching a mystery instead of going to a real clifftop mansion and killing your long‐lost aunt for her secret inheritance?

Why are you reading Moby Dick when you could let a real whale eat your leg?

Why are you watching Pokémon when you could fight a real pigeon?

the-haiku-bot

We should start asking

that question of all people

who enjoy fiction.

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

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slugsketches

jk Rowling needs to be tried in a court and have her assets seized and searched and her wealth confiscated and redistributed while shes on the way to prison

secondbeatsongs

my dad's been saying stuff like "bet" and "no cap" recently and honestly I thought he was doing a bit, but it turns out a few months ago his job moved him next to some of the young people in the office, so now my almost-retirement-age father just actually talks like this I guess

secondbeatsongs

he was telling me today about how one of these Young People™ used to be a hockey player, and coincidentally one of the 30-somethings in the office used to be a referee. and the ex-ref likes to tell stories about how many times he had to break up fights the younger guy started, and they hang out all the time, and haha it's so funny they ended up at the same boring office job, and man...some romance writer or AU fic author out there must be feeling their eye twitching from the sheer BL plot nonsense vibes emanating from this building

fool-counter

my dad's been saying stuff like "bet" and "no cap" recently and honestly I thought he was doing a bit, but it turns out a few months ago his job moved him next to some of the young people in the office, so now my almost-retirement-age father just actually talks like this I guess

he was telling me today about how one of these Young People™ used to be a hockey player, and coincidentally one of the 30-somethings in the office used to be a referee. and the ex-ref likes to tell stories about how many times he had to break up fights the younger guy started, and they hang out all the time, and haha it's so funny they ended up at the same boring office job, and man...some romance writer or AU fic author out there must be feeling their eye twitching from the sheer BL plot nonsense vibes emanating from this building

fool count: 8

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doyoulovethewayzeylily

doomscrolling tiktok together and I turn to you and ask, "why doesn't your algorithm recommend any videos with Black people?"

doyoulovethewayzeylily

doomscrolling tumblr and I turn to you and ask, "why don't you reblog anti-racism when it makes you feel uncomfortable?"

artkett1412

Mad Mew Mew for a friend of mine

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