BALANCE

finally, furniture for people with taste

I cannot say how much i need these as the human brain could not comprehend it

Was just diagnosed with “need to bite you” disorder. Yeah sorry it’s terminal. The only cure is biting you. C’mere.

What if Mike was short for Micycle

every now and then theres a text post that gets stuck in my damn head. here it is. im never going to be free of micycle

What if bike was short for bichael

I need to see someone do this exact bit as a drag performance

you want to be mommy’s adjective noun, don’t you, pet name? you want to verb and verb for mommy like a good gender

she took the tip of my finger in the divorce

once i permanently get rid of my headaches then you'll all see

i love that it’s a carefully worded, well-written, non-inflammatory answer too. which asker wouldn’t know because they won’t read it. i love website