give me oldsona or give me death

liking a ship but disliking the distinct set of stock fanon that they have been assigned is like one of those punishments dante came up with when he wrote the worldbuilding for hell in inferno

having a multi year long character obsession becomes like a abstract thought experiment at some point

if i was a soccer player i'd simply kick that ball in the goal instead of wasting everyone's time

weight loss ads feel like a threat. no i don’t wanna lose ten pounds fast. advertise how to gain weight and i might be interested.

hey don't cry. on december 3, 1926, agatha christie went missing for eleven days and because the uk police didn't know what to do they recruited sir arthur conan doyle, creator of master detective sherlock holmes, but all he did was conduct a séance to try and contact her distressed spirit

i quite like that unicode has a bunch of emoji for obsolete technologies in it (e.g. 📼💾📟) and since unicode probably isn't going anywhere any time soon, those are just in there forever

btw you can literally save money buying computers secondhand by looking for one without an os installed #cheapskatetips

“let women be straight” no. everyone lez out now

One legitimately weird thing about Tumblr is that we literally can’t code for shit, many people quit working at Tumblr due to a hostile work environment, and we can’t seem to program a simple blogging website to not flood your RAM.

One legitimately weird thing about Tumblr is that we literally can’t code for shit, many people quit working at Tumblr due to a hostile work environment, and we can’t seem to program a simple blogging website to not flood your RAM.

They should bring it back. I think we’re mature enough to handle it now!

One legitimately weird thing about Tumblr is that we literally can’t code for shit, many people quit working at Tumblr due to a hostile work environment, and we can’t seem to program a simple blogging website to not flood your RAM.

that woman on tiktok giving parents advice on making their kids "less weird" in school is genuinely going to hell

who cares if your 12 year old meows at people. it's grade school, not a job interview. and before anyone says anything no I wasn't the meowing kid. I was a wolf thank you very much

If I'm ever making hiring decisions and a candidate meows at me, I'm hiring them.

this honestly☝️